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uu: SO. uu: I HIRED HIM. TT: How? uu: I PAID HIM OFF. uu: WITH CANDY. uu: EVERY MAN HAS HIS PRICE. uu: WHEN IT COMES TO SWEETS.
Hehe, it's true though in the case of Jack. Doc Scratch also managed to distract Spades Slick by giving him scottie dogs.
ARANEA: Why don't you show me around? JAKE: Show you around my room? Yes ok. JAKE: Well. There are some guns. Like i said guns are great. JAKE: There is a whole mess of movie posters on the wall. You probably never heard of any of them being a dead alien and such. ARANEA: Nope. ::::) JAKE: And... JAKE: I dont know. Theres a desk which i use to work on silly projects. And thats my bed i guess. JAKE: Ummmm and... JAKE: Hmm what else.
This actually reminds me of how Doomed John and Vriska showed the other one around in their homes in the Dreambubbles. Quite the interesting parallel, seeing as Jake and Aranea are their dancestors!
Poor Slick, this is the second time he's fallen from a building after an omniscient narrator threw him out of his appartment. :P
DO YOU BELIEVE YOU CAN ESCAPE ME BEFORE I ARRIVE?
HOW DO YOU EXPECT TO OUTRUN ME
WHEN I AM ALREADY HERE?
Oh man, this reveal still gives me chills.
Seriously, that reveal almost couldn't have been better. And the fact that L and E are the only black letters is a really nice touch.
GIRL.
I swear to god, that floating green text, along with the green hand, scared me to fucking death on my first readthrough. But just after seeing this first word, I immediately knew what it was referencing. :(
I really like the way it foreshadowed Caliborn's typing quirk so long in advance though.
If I have to put up with one more smug meandering interlude in my own story I am going to crack your head open and serve you a heaping bowl full of your downy soft puppet ass. How do you like that for hospitality, Doc? I BELIEVE YOU WILL FIND THAT AS HOSTS GO, I AM SIMPLY THE BEST THERE IS.
Everybody is totally fed up with your condescending, self indulgent narrative style. They all want to go back to my slightly less condescending, slightly more self indulgent style.
See? Even that little girl has had enough of your shit. Run, Aradia's ancestor! Run!!!! You have locked up your last asian schoolgirl, you sick fuck. Oh don't you flop around at me like that. Are you listening little man?!
Seriously, this just felt SO GOOD to see Andrew beating the shit out of Doc Scratch.
And to see the Handmaid happy like that and absconding, actually gave me a glimmer of hope that she'd actually manage to live and NOT become Lord English's slave, that somehow it would all turn out alright for her...
It made the next couple of pages just that more painful. :(
Perhaps it would have been better if she hadn't run outside, but had run through the Fifth Wall, to Andrew's place.
Pffhahaha, the Handmaid has the best reaction to this.
What is it? What are you looking at over there? Ah, of course. The clock. I can see you have a good eye for a fine timepiece. Your exemplary taste is certainly owed to a quality upbringing. Perhaps you wish to know the history of the clock, and how I came to possess it? Yes, I can see the sparkle of curiosity in your eye. It's a marvelous tale, one almost as long as it is verbosely told. Where do I even begin...
Seriously, was Doc Scratch just stalling for Andrew to come or what? :P
