So, the security guard(?) At our school, Mr. Dockins, was cursed with the first name Lauren. A select few people are aware of this, including most teachers and half of my friends.
Dockins just popped into my class to get a student, and my CR teacher proceeded to look up from his phone and lazily say "what do you WANT, Lauren?"
I've never seen Dockins leave so quickly before. The amount of shame and disrespect, honestly. Like, I hate my CR teacher, but I've gotta give him props for that one.















