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The HermitFamily: *leaving the school grounds in a big group*

The school: *fear*

Therapist: Have any of your children had phases before?

Dadsuma: Let's see.... *takes out notebook* Grain thought he was a chicken hero, Joe had a metal band emo phase, Jello murderer Iskall, cheese bandit False....

Bdubs: *sees Cleo outside* What are you doing?

Cleo: Swimming

Bdubs: In the rain?

Cleo: Yep!

Bdubs: In the driveway?

Cleo:

Bdubs:

Cleo: Yes

Grian: *site on table*

DocMom: Grain, down

Grain SCREECH

DocMom: TAKE THAT BACK!

Dadsuma: *sighs, relaxes on couch*

Grian: Squeak

Dadsuma: Grain no. Go as your mother.

Grian: SCREECH

DocMom: GRIAN SHUT UP!! WE'RE NOT GOING FOR A CAR RIDE!

Blacksmith: Hey X.

Xisuma: Hey Darnold.

Blacksmith: Back again for some new armor?

Xisuma: Yep.

Customer: Oh? Going monster hunting?

Xisuma: No. Protecting myself from my kids' Nurfgun battle civil war 5.

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HermitFamily AU quotes

Xisuma: Do ya wanna dance with me?

Doc: Go and fuck yourself.

Xisuma: Why won't anyone dance with me?

Doc: Because I wanna fuck you.

Iskall: Wo *takes out jello*

Baby Jevin: *happy baby noises*

Iskall: *cutes jello and eats it* WO

Baby Jevin: *screams*

Xisuma: Scar

Scar: *looks up from petting cat* Yes father?

Xisuma: What did I tell you about adopting?

Scar: *covered in 40 cats* To adopt them all

Xisuma:

Scar:

Xisuma: Ay! That's my boy!

Scar: Ay!

Xisuma: Ay!

Keralis: Wels. Wels stop it. Wels stop!

Wels: WO!! *rips off helmet and takes another shot* I'm Cherry Rider bitch! Get the makeup!

Stress: *runs in with makeup*

Keralis: NO

Wels: Mom. Dad. I'm drag queen Cherry Rider! *takes off helmet to reveal cherry colored hair*

DocMom: *happy noises*

Dadsuma: *confused screaming*

Waiter: And how many tables do you need?

Dadsuma: 25... 29.... 30.... The whole restaurant.

Student bully: Hah! You're fat!

Stress: *starts crying*

HermitFamily: *appears with weapons* Wanna say that again?

Mumbo: *runs into Xisuma's office* Xisuma!

Xisuma: Hm?

Mumbo: Grian has a knife.

Xisuma: ...

Xisuma: *takes out microphone* House on lockdown! The gremlin has found the weapon!

Teacher: Why's our school going against our school?

Some student: The Admin family couldn't make up their mind on who's going to do the chores this week.

On the field, Dadsuma: *blows whistle* Star Team vs. G Team! Go!

HermitFamily: AAAAHHHHH!!!

Neighbor: Who in the family is gay?

Iskall: Incorrect.

Neighbor: Oh, right. Excuse me. Who in the family is straight?

Friend: Oh cool! You have a backyard pool!

Keralis: Yeah. We also have a court room.

Friend: What

Keralis: What

Dadsuma: We send the kids on vacation during July.

Coworker: Aw. Where do you guys go?

Dadsuma: Oh I don't go. I send ZIT and Bdubs to the military so they can blow things up and not get in trouble.

Etho: You're not gay enough.

Wels: You're right *puts on Drag Queen outfit*

Etho: Perfect.

DocMom: WHO PUT GLITTER IN THE BATHROOM!? BECAUSE WHOEVER DID IT let me join next time queen. I need to get my drag on~

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Big brain

[docmom-blog1]

Hello, Im a working mom.

Can you guess what Im doing right now? Working. Till 12am. exhaling exhaustion. inhaling gratitude for oh, everything golden in my life, but mostly for the day’s end.

I’m a first time mom, and a new mom. My baby is 4 months new, and is a joy.  I have so much on my plate: I work 2 jobs, employed and starting a business, plus I am married. exhale again.

What I would like to hear more often is the phrase thank you. No I am not entitled to it, but it always seems to transform my level of energy, and encourages me to keep going. Expressions of gratitude, more regularly please. For the little things. That is revitalizing water at the end of another long and brutal day.

Especially when cries and complaints outnumber gratitude, typically in a 5:1 ratio or more. Hearing the words ‘thank you’ are gifts.

I hope to feel and express my thankfulness more as well.

- docmom