Did you ever hear the story about Ragnar Homsar? Did you ever hear how motherfucking far he would go
with the petting zoo out back, animals in his crack
and he’s smoking crack as well
just don’t ever tell mommy and DADDY
they’d be so ashamed of Petey
they know better than that
don’t act like you’re black
he’s looking out for the gays
he’s got an agenda
he’s got pamphlets
he’ll share them
he’s got info you don’t know
he knows so much more than you’ll ever care to
and he understands that
but he talks still
FUCK HIM.













