It will never cease to amuse me
The small "kill me" oh he's SO done
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It will never cease to amuse me
The small "kill me" oh he's SO done
happy 15 years of bisexual simulator 2 🥳
Dragon age: Origins - 9:30 Dragon
Dragon Age: Awakening - 9:31 Dragon
Dragon Age II - 9:37 Dragon (act 3)
Dragon Age: Inquisition - 9:41 Dragon
Dragon Age: The Veilguard - 9:52 Dragon
We know literally nothing about the age of some characters (like Oghren). I used canon information and/or logic. If empty - the character has not yet been born or has already died.
About Cole - since he died as a human, I didn’t add a year to him.
About Solas - for the year of "birth" I used the approximate date of the founding of Arlathan
They are so cute I can’t resist 🥺
Isabella and the Pot of Basil by George Henry Grenville Manton
"You're a Failure, and your family died knowing it."
I finally finished it!
I got majorly distracted with only 2 sections of this left, and it gathered dust for a bit. But here it is! All the angst!
My Emmit Hawke, purple and unromanced. He's just very tired and never given a break, so might as well strand him in the Fade, right? (I love my Hawke, promise)
There was originally a part 2 that has a bit more of a hopeful tune to leaving him behind, but I dunno if I'll get to that. We'll see.
CANON FACTS about PnF characters that I never stop thinking about
1. Both of Heinz's arms are pure titanium prothestetics. The weight is probably why he slouches
2. In every timeline but the original PHINEAS is the one with an unrequited crush on Isabella.
3. There are multiple timelines where Heinz becomes an incredibly successful tyrant. This can include the original timeline if Perry was kept down for at least 3 months.
4. Heinz gets a say on who get to be a part of LOVEMUFFIN. Its his name and recommendations on rejection or approval letters.
5. The entire bully bromance episode means SO much to me, and basically made both bujeet AND autistic Phineas canon.
6. Heinz HAS done drag. With Dr. Diminiutive.
7. Heinz is the third most wanted criminal/villain in the tri state area
8. Perry is insanely possessive
9. Ballooney is an intergalactic war criminal