Doctor- Are you pregnant?
Me- No, I'm currently on my period and never had sex.
Doctor- Ok, we'll just give you this urine sample to check if you're pregnant.
Me- Unless I'm the virgin Mary, there is a 100% chance I'm not pregnant.
Doctor- Well, we need to be sure. Here take this cup, pee in it, bring it back, so we can check if you're pregnant.
Me- o_0










