Feb 19, 2019
text —› dodger
PEG: i was talking to ritchie rich the other day, did you know he went to college for astrophysics?
PEG: dammit dodge, you and fagin ruined a perfectly good citizen of our nation.
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text —› dodger
PEG: i was talking to ritchie rich the other day, did you know he went to college for astrophysics?
PEG: dammit dodge, you and fagin ruined a perfectly good citizen of our nation.
웃
웃: three people that are important to my muse
❝ THAT’S A LITTLE TOUGH … but i think jack , dodger & tramp ! they all mean a lot to me … it’s kinda weird , how many boy friends i have . i - i mean , as in boys that are my friends . i’m not dating them ! the words were poorly picked , huh ? ❞
meme monday y’all ! 👻 @dodgingworries / @trampbennett
@dodgingworries
“ a little bit of sugar for my pie! a little bit of flour for my- ” angela sang her shopping list quietly to herself to the tune of mambo no. five. one of the employees, who angela trusted, was following chip as he ran around the store, playing wild, wild west. her preference would be for chip to remain by her side as she scoured the aisles, but there came a point when she realized shopping would be much better for the both of them if he was able to get some energy out. so, this was their typical arrangement. angela shopping while chip played.
“ now whose decision was that? ” angela asked rhetorically to herself as she realized the ladyfingers she needed for her trifle were on the top shelf. at 5′2″, reaching the biscuits created a bit of a challenge. getting on her tip-toes, she stretched as far as she could to no avail. “ should’ve worn my heels today! ”
text —› dodger
PEG: hey. you been talking to tramp?
PEG: by the way, tell ritchie rich i miss seeing him at the lounge. you hiding him from me?
❝ OKAY , um , how do i put this ... ❞ it was embarrassing to say the least , && sally had never been good at these things ; in fact , that was the very reason why she avoided any situation that could cause even the slightest bit of discomfort . still , it was either this or having to pick between her friends , && the redhead knew that even though it was only hypothetically speaking , she didn’t have the heart to choose just one . they all mattered too much . taking a deep breath , sally shook the nervousness away && moved both hands up to his cheeks . ❝ don’t freak out , okay ?? ❞ && with that , she pressed a kiss to his lips . // @dodgingworries dare
❝ I KNOW IT’S NOT MUCH , but i couldn’t think of anything to give you that would be as good as customizing your jacket so ... ❞ lifting both hands , she holds up a small chocolate cake with a simple candle on it . the look in her eyes is apologetic , though it shouldn’t be a surprise --- after all , she did wish she could have thought of a better gift for her friend . ❝ happy birthday , dodge . i’ll give you a proper gift some other time ; until then , i hope you like this . i made it myself && yes , it’s double stuffed with chocolate !! ❞ 👻 @dodgingworries
✉️ ✘ ❤️
👻 // 2 AM TEXT @ DODGER
sᴀʟʟʏ @ 2:00AM: hi dodgesᴀʟʟʏ @ 2:01AM: do you think i’d look okay in a leather jacket?sᴀʟʟʏ @ 2:03AM: not real leather of course
UNSENT TEXT @ DODGER
sᴀʟʟʏ @ 10:47PM: are you busy? sᴀʟʟʏ @ 10:49PM: hi, can we hang out a bit? sᴀʟʟʏ @ 10:52PM: i don’t wanna be alone, are you there?
LUSTY/LOVING/AFFECTIONATE @ DODGER
sᴀʟʟʏ @ 7:43AM: hi dodge! i know you’re probably asleep right now, but i just wanted to thank you for everything. you’re a good person, and a great friend. don’t forget your jacket when you leave home! i’ll see you around, take care!
♣ ✉ ☠
TEXTS FROM TRAMP
♣ DRUNK TEXT
mike: if we fUCked, who woudl top,,and who wo uld bottm?
✉ 2AM TEXT
mike: I HAVE A ROOMMATE AGAIN for the first time since you left. is this what people who cheat in relationships feel like?mike: i mean it’s probably temporary bc her parents will have me beheaded if they find outmike: as if you havent already guessed, it’s ladymike: but i promise the memories of serenading each other with grease remain sacred, those days were peak roommate life
☠ THREATENING TEXT
mike: dodge if you don’t meet me for a few drinks this weekend i’m gonna take a dump on your door stepmike: ok maybe not but i’ll do something equally as extreme to get the message across