#(ft. dodger)

[trampisms]

💬 you and dodger fucked back in the bachelor pad days. you gave each other brojobs.

WHERE’D YOU HEAR THAT?

cue the ever-so-cheeky rolling of laughter. “brojobs. BROJOBS. god, y’all really like the idea of us together, don’t ya? honestly, i love to keep the fans guessin’. i’m not sayin’ it’s true, but it’s true.”

@dodgingworries

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LYRICS TO DESCRIBE OUR MUSES’ RELATIONSHIP

sticks n’ stones - jamie t

pat on my back and a swig on my brewyou’re still my friend, it’s impossible to hate youcradle to the grave, I know we always misbehavepeople let us down and then they rain on our paradegirls we love leave, when we want them to staylike today, remember what joey says?when there’s no one left to fightboys like us don’t shine so brightsoon as i see the dust settlelet’s go out and find some trouble!

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♣ ✉ ☠

TEXTS FROM TRAMP

♣ DRUNK TEXT

mike: if we fUCked, who woudl top,,and who wo uld bottm?

✉ 2AM TEXT

mike: I HAVE A ROOMMATE AGAIN for the first time since you left. is this what people who cheat in relationships feel like?mike: i mean it’s probably temporary bc her parents will have me beheaded if they find outmike: as if you havent already guessed, it’s ladymike: but i promise the memories of serenading each other with grease remain sacred, those days were peak roommate life

☠  THREATENING TEXT

mike: dodge if you don’t meet me for a few drinks this weekend i’m gonna take a dump on your door stepmike: ok maybe not but i’ll do something equally as extreme to get the message across

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@dodgingworries sent a ‘  🍷 ‘ for an aesthetic of our muses!

mike ‘tramp’ bennett & william ‘dodger’ holmes — aesthetic (1/?)

ft. ‘sticks n stones’ by jamie t