#doesn't everyone

[kpfun]

[heelmaryse]

so who else around here calls aj styles daddy?

[mbappe]

hey you said you wanted anons and I need to tell someone that I want Kevin Trapp to trapp his dick up my ass. a win/win situation I guess

bitch me too!!!

[wheredidyamileavemenow]

Don’t worry. My yami also experiences existential crisis. 

[the-starryknight]

hi starry! for the word asks: steam, breathe/breath, or mirage ✨

oooh thank you so much, honey dear! i went poking around and found a sweet little gem of a microfic I never posted. It's in a doc helpfully labeled "trick or treat," so I'm thinking past Starry was hoping to offer Halloween treats... and then never did, as per. please enjoy!

“We’re out of tea,” Harry complained, still tangled in the bedsheets.

“Accio PG Tips.” 

The box knocked into Harry’s shoulder. 

Draco raised an eyebrow. “Are you sure?”

Harry cleaned his bedside table mug and poured in a steaming Augamenti. “This is why I’m going to marry you.”

“Oh, are you?”

[transit-5b-5]

i get sad sometimes

[alittleworldlywise]

Yes momther, I can touch type

so I’ve decided to teach myself to touch type on a dvorak layout (without a dvorak keyboard, because Linux lets me and I’m a bit of a masochist), and I was telling my mom about it

I mentioned that my current typing speed on it (with 8 keys, which includes all the vowels but I) was only 20-ish wpm, and she asked “well, what was it before?”

“60???”

I have written multiple four-page papers in two hours and my mom didn’t think I could touch type.