Shipping Question- 4 weddings and 1 funeral /shoots self for general idiocy and unintended self-harm regarding feels.
Select your 5 ships, in no particular order, before answering the questions:
DofuLaw (Doflamingo X Law, One Piece)
Doflace (Doflamingo X Ace, One Piece)
Frobin (Franky X Robin, One Piece)
LawLu (Law X Luffy, One Piece)
Johnlock (John X Sherlock, Sherlock)
1. Do you remember the episode/scene/chapter that you first started shipping 5?
The first bloody episode, maybe about 15 minutes in at most? IT WASN'T A SCENE IT WAS JUST GAHHHH THEIR CHARACTERS HOW?
Have you ever read a FanFiction about 2?
Has a picture of 4 ever been your screen saver/profile picture/tumblr?
Just once I had a very light background of LawLu on my phone. That's it.
If 3 were to suddenly break-up today, what would your reaction be
To this question:
and to give you your answer:
Why is 1 so important?
Because I like abusive one-sided ships. Not mentioned: DofuLu and DofuNa. Wow why do my abusive ships all feature the flamingo?
Is 4 a funny ship or a serious ship?
Counting the number of times they broke my heart (courtesy of Kuro-Hachi 99% of the time), freaking serious shit here.
Out of all of the ships listed, which ship has the most chemistry?
1st: Johnlock. 2nd: Frobin 3rd: LawLu 4th: DofuLaw You-tried I-don't-think-you-tried-at-all: Doflace (oh well at least Doffy cut off the leg of Ace's friend harharhar /flies into the sun)
Out of all of your ships listed, which ship has the strongest bond?
EITHER JOHNLOCK OR FROBIN THIS UNBREAKABLE TIE GOD.
How many times have you read/watched 2’s fandom?
One Piece is my dearest that I swear to love forever until death do us part but I'm kind of semi-hoping I end up in that universe after death.
Which ship has lasted the longest?
Ah hmm. Probably Frobin and Johnlock again god why are they so perfect?
How many times, if ever, has 1 broken up?
BWAHAHHAHAHA That's funny 'cause I'm guessing somewhere in the double-digits range?
If the world was suddenly thrust into a zombie apocalypse, which ship would make it out alive, 2 or 3?
Well Frobin will survive because I will blast the head off any zombie that steps within a five mile radius of them. Doflace don't even need me to, I kinda worry about how they'll cope with each other though.
Did 5 ever have to hide their relationship for any reason?
hahahahahhahahahahahahhahah
Is 4 still together?
They're in a freaking alliance of course they're still together!
Is 2 canon?
STOP. ASKING. SUCH. PAINFUL. QUESTIONS. ABOUT. MY. CRACK. GODDAMMIT.
If all 5 ships were put into a couple’s Hunger Games, which couple would win?
Dofla will definitely survive, the pressing question is whether Law or Ace make it. My bet's on Ace. Because last I checked, Doffy wanted to fucking murder Law so brutally that he'd regret being born.
Then again Sherlock. Sherlock could actually figure out Doffy's weakness because he's bloody Sherlock oh my god that would be the best crossover ever gahghsagghasa
Has anybody ever tried to sabotage 5’s ship?
Moriarty. Moriarty you. You.
Which ship would you defend to the death and beyond?
FROBIN. BECAUSE THEY ARE MARRIED AND GAH BUT REALLY THESE ARE ALL OTPs SO I'D DEFEND ALL OF THEM.
Do you spend hours a day going through 3’s tumblr page?
Har har hardy har. Thank god there are popular Frobin shippers, but the tag is still quite dead. Though randomly it'll live again, and pause, and live, repeat repeat. But the pixiv tag god I can't.
If an evil witch descended from the sky and told you that you had to pick one of the 5 ships to break up forever or else she’d break them all forever, which ship would you sink?
Why... Why would you do such a horrible thing...?
DofuLaw since they hate each other's guts anyway and Law can still get abused except it's more violent since Doffy doesn't have to hold back...
Hey that actually sounds good...
Well that was rather fun :D Oops sorry Sherlock fandom if an only 20% Johnlock post has invaded your tag but all the same thanks for all the feels that have managed to murder me with this beautiful ship.