I swear it was unintentional.
My roommate and I had recently fallen out after I brought a dog home. Me and him had never really gotten along, and I just felt a bit lonely. But when he saw the dog, he went ballistic. Started yelling about how loud and messy it was going to be, how it was going to pee on the floor and everything. I assured him I would housetrain it but he wouldn't listen.
So later that day I looked up online how to quickly train a dog. I found a website that had hypnosis files for getting your dog to behave fast, go outside to pee, be fine wearing a collar, all that. I decided to give it a try. I put on my noise cancelling headphones and played the files through my speakers while my dog lay on the floor.
After the hours had passed, I took off my headphones and went over to my dog. I asked it to sit, and it did! But that was when I heard another thump outside my room. I slowly walked over and opened my door to see my roommate sat, cross legged outside of my door, staring dumbly up at me.
Oh no. He must have heard all of it. I told him to roll over, and just like that, my roommate lay on his back, and rolled over to the side. Then he sat back up and looked at me, tongue hanging out of his mouth.
I've turned my roommate into a dog. I tried getting the training out of him, but nothing worked. He was acting just like a trained dog. He only spoke when I told him too, and it was always how much he loved his master, me. When I got the collar that I bought for my dog out, he excitedly ran over and presented his neck.
At some point, I'll have to fix this, but I must admit... for now, it's nice having two dogs.