#doing school right

[ascindio]

Guys. You know how some college English classes have themes? Well my English class was all about monsters, and we talked about Harry Potter and Twilight and serial killers and stuff. But listen. For my final essay, I wrote a 10 page paper about Draco Malfoy, and why women want him. 

I titled it “I Like My Men Like I Like My Coffee: Tall, Rich, and Bitter” 

Don’t worry, I got an A. 

[bubblyernie]

For health class

Our group had to make some chart or plan that'd improve the spendings for this kid in a case study. He has 70 bucks to spend, and can only use 60. So we put 20 dollars into his meals and 40 for everything else. Then we thought... What the FUCK can you buy with 20? Then it hit us. Ramen. And since you get it for 25¢ per packet we managed to find out you can get 80 ramen instant noodles with 20 dollars. Idek what to do with this information but that's what we wrote down.

[kaledanvers]

i think my prof figured out i was using a song lyric for my paper title 

[artificialnocturne]

when you get up early to get ready for class then decide thats a horrible idea and sit on your couch instead

[beequeen-babybug-blog]

i have a paper due tomorrow

so of course i'm going to sit on tumblr instead of looking at the syllabus to figure out what the hell it's supposed to be about.

i'm thinking another glass of wine and i might just wing it.

any topic suggestions?