#doitfcrthevines

[ofbadplace]

*whispers* I love 3 (three) people in my life @ofgoodplace @doitfcrthevines && @storytellerwheeler please love them too

[pearscn]

       oh goody, local leos, exactly what diana wants to deal with. ❝ look, i appreciate the...timely response chief...hopper. ❞ SARCASM is dripping from her words, ❝ but this area is now under federal investigation. i’ll be stopping by for information later, but otherwise your help is UNWARRANTED. ❞

               { @doitfcrthevines }

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     hey, did y’all know that i love @doitfcrthevines very much? and by love      very much, i mean that i love to be a lil shit and annoy her, but also bc i      love her so

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IMAGINE: hop decides to teach mike how to drive. they stop by a gas station. hopper’s like, “don’t touch ANYTHING until i get back.” so what does mike do? well, the only LOGICAL thing, ofc! mike takes off like a bat outta hell without hop. hop finally tracks him down. mike’s like, “aw man, how’d you find me?!” hop responds, “well, i just followed the tire tracks, smell of burnt rubber, and--oh yeah--THE NEAR THOUSANDS OF MOWED OVER MAILBOXES AND TRASHCANS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!” “well........shit.” “so, guess who’s spending his night LOCKED UP?!” “............................... you’LL NEVER CATCH ME ALIVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!” and off mike’s running. rebel!teen mike is a hotmess, and i feel bad for anyone who encounters him. @doitfcrthevines

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     idk whether i should be thankful or regretful that i have @doitfcrthevines in      my life, y’all.

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mike, after waking up at like two/three in the morning and biking all the way over to hop’s cabin: hey, dad! hopper: mike?? what the-- IT’S 4 IN THE MORNING! what’re you doing here??? *pause* what happened to you?! mike: it’s take your ‘kid to work day’ and what??? i’m fine!  hopper: what??? mike, you aren’t my kid! i have el! mike: it’s fine, she can come too! hopper: mike, the only place you’re going is the hospital! mike: i told you i’m fi-- hopper: mike, your hand is broken and you’re bleeding! mike: it’s just a scratch! hopper: mike, how much sleep did you get? mike: a whole 40 minutes! and it took me a while to get here bc i kept falling off my bike, but it’s fine! hopper: ... in other words, hopper is mike’s dad and my conversations with @doitfcrthevines are gold!

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contemplation is always fills me up

@doitfcrthevines

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     @doitfcrthevines‘s hop teaching mike how to drive and just: you know      whenever mike's been driving bc there's missing mailboxes, knocked      over trashcans, deep tire tracks in someone's once perfect lawn and      the pterodactyl screeching of two guys with t-swift blasting as they      peel down the street