Jun 20, 2019
Him: I have a peculiar question. . Me: Yas? . Him: Do you have fuzzy cuffs? . Me: Wait a minute. Yes we do! . Him: BABE, I GOTTA PUT YOU ON SPEAKER PHONE!!! THEY HAVE THEM!!! . His Wife: FUQ YEAH! WE GONNA DO IT IN PURPLE! . Me (in my most mature voice possible): We also have other intimate purple needs like Rabbits and plugs of butt. . Him: OMG, I love you. . #purplestore #seattle #plugsofbutt #doitinpurple #fuzzycuffs #laughoftheday (at The Purple Store) https://www.instagram.com/p/By8mORyj319/?igshid=1n7mk8onfvdyn