#doktorbedlam

[thebibliosphere]

Mooooom, Bibtown After Dark would like you to know that it's not our fault. ETD made his own choices.

....do I even want to know.

[edamahun]

doktorbedlam replied to your post “Just a reminder that if we’re mutuals, we’re friends. You can’t get...”

I fucking love you so much and I never want to escape you <3

You’re a darling and I love you and come visit me because I miss you <3

[edamahun]

doktorbedlam replied to your post: lmaoooooo guess who can’t lie down and had to...

DAYLE WHY DOES YOUR BODY HATE YOU. YOU ARE TOO BEAUTIFUL TO BE SO HATED

Because I dared to leave the house twice last week! :O 

[vaspider]

doktorbedlam replied to your photo “Left: I am DYING, Mama, DYING of No Food. Give me some of your toast....”

I am crying because your pupper is gorgeous

He is, and he loves @mistresskabooms so so so much.

[thebibliosphere]

I'm sorry, but I have to know more about science bro vampire werewolves because you invoked Shelley and Frankenstein and I am ride or die for Mary Shelley. Also, let's be honest, some sort of pair of vampire werewolf scientific monstrosities that decided to become scientists themselves sounds really awesome.

It’s honestly nothing but a ghost of a thought in my head which other people are trying to provoke me to do more of because of this less than 100 word little snippet I added to this post: http://thebibliosphere.tumblr.com/post/154473129831/jambonsama-writing-prompt-s-werewolves-and

Vampire: It took me 100 years but I managed to figure out how their coding kept changing. Once you upload this into the mainframe it should reduce their functional capacity and enable you to free the humans from the compound.

Werewolf: Reduce them to what?

Vampire: A toaster on legs.

Werewolf: Nice. What about the humans, how do we help them after this?

Vampire: Pft, please give them a few decades to reproduce and they’ll be fine. Bubonic plague didn’t wipe those motherfuckers out. Humans are the evolutionary equivalent of toddlers: they bounce.

But they all know that’s how Hunger Pangs started, they know if they keep asking me it’ll escalate and I really can’t delve off into new story ideas at the moment because I’m already writing 6 at once :p

[thebibliosphere]

doktorbedlam replied to your post “I found the easiest way to remember Pangs not Pains is that it's about...”

As much as I hate puns, I feel like I need more of this humor in my life. So please, show yourself back in. Make yourself at home. I think we'll get along fine.

Listen, I live for puns. The people who have been here for years will tell you, my greatest joy in life is well executed pun, it can literally revive me from death. They’re just so pure and harmless.

[thebibliosphere]

I found the easiest way to remember Pangs not Pains is that it's about werewolves and vampires and they all got fangs. "Wolves and Vamps have Fangs not fains and thus it's Hunger Pangs not Pains". I come up with ridiculous stuff like this a lot because I need more sleep

*smiles really wide* Oh good. You got the joke :D

You see they’re all starved for affection and attention so its hunger PAINS but they all have fangs so...yea...

Yea.

I’ll show myself out

[thebibliosphere]

I am definitely here for Death Porn. And the additional posts your followers keep submitting. That statue thing was delightful

Welcome. We’re all weirdos here.

Also I think @jeneelestrange had that on her wedding list if I’m not mistaken. Or one very much like it :P