dokworthless replied to your post: This is an open invitation for anyone who’s too...
Thassa real wide invite, there.
I know what you're thinking! 'How could he possibly bring every single homeless person or person who doesn't have heat in their house or person who's just really really depressed by the drab, cold, bitter winter outside their window to chill out and have a totally "cool" time in the sunny Bahamas????"
Y’gotta show me a party trick now, every time I see someone with a rough approximation a’ my mug, they gotta pay th’ parlor trick tax so I can give ‘em a smartass pet name.
well leesseee i can honestly only talk about the ones conrad has met so lemme just list thEEM
and put it under a readmore because this is actually quite lengthy
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sodoffyabuggers
10/10 would bang
eW. EW. NO.
*JONTRONVOICE* tEN OUTTA TEN
Good god, I fucking hate that Worth. Just stop. I don’t see how in the holy hell you could be attracted to such a sodding fucking dirt bag, but I can assure you I would never.
but you almost did
That wasn’t even me! That was a magic anon and you put it on me and that was entirely your fault!
yOO HEY I WASN’T THE ONE WHO PUT IT IN THE INBOX BRO
*GrumbliNG*
oh get over it u big bby i bet u liked making out with him b/c he looked like your boyfriend
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cmoon this is gonna get boring if you dont taaaaalk
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cooooooooonrAAAAAAAAAAD
I hate him.
sure u do. do u even HAVE a legitimate reason to hate him? like, as your mun i can completely understand you HATE people because you’d give yourself a reason too, but i just dont really get why you’d hate him??? what is your reason? what has he even DONE to you?
really everything that happened to him was because of the m!anon and youre being a BIG FUCKING BABY because luci decided to get mad because of it all because of something you couldn’t help! and cause he got mad you got all been-out-of-shape and blamed him all for it which i personally think is pretty fucking dumb
and i mean if your scared luci’s gonna get upset for you talking with doc in the first place then clearly luci needs to get over himself because clearly he has some kind of insecurity like jesus christ if he’s insecure about you running off with him, then clearly there’s a problem with your relationship, bro
Do you have any room to talk?
considering im your mun? YEAH I DO.
like i know what your deal is and im pretty sure your fucking stupid for feeling that way and you shouldnt let someone else’s rivalry dictate your relationships with other people, but fucking seriously?
Okay, first of all, I can hate people as I damn well please and that’s none of your fucking business. Secondly, that Worth is just naturally disgusting and I have my own personal right to dislike a person if I just don’t like how they work and do things!
you never had that much of a problem until luci fucking blew a fit >n>
That’s because we— I bit him.
i’m sorry what was that? you bit him?
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yeah i fucking thought so you dumb fucking fuck. i should hit you upside the head for that shit literally hating someone because of your own fucking mistake, despite it was a magic anon or not. as a person it’s your responsibility to own up from your mistakes and grow from them instead of avoiding the problem and you’re a fucking dumbass for trying to do just that.
and i think we’re done with this argument.
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dokworthless
i think he’s pretty responsible compared to a lot of the worth’s. i’m glad he’s got that little shithead kick to him though. really makes a worth. *wink wink*
I can’t believe you actually like Worths.
welcome to the club mango
Well, I think this Worth is a lot better than the rest of them except for Luce. He’s actually helped me with one of those migraines I got before, and it was an action I did appreciate. He’s useful, but still pretty disgusting in a sense. I’m quite glad he’s going to school to become a legitimate doctor.
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theworldismyfuckingashtray
this one is actually hilarious as hecking heck because he just messes with you a lot, concon.
Eugh. He’s such an asshole.
he kind of is, really. but it’s okay, because he’s a funny asshole.
No, that is not okay! What is it with you and Worths? Oh my god.
what isn’t with me and worths? that’s the question. B) naw, i just like seeing u suffer. they just do a good job at it. B;D
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demonkingofnewark
hold on i’m going to imitate conrad for a sec
oh, lUCE MY LOVE COME SAVE ME FROM EVERYTHING. I CAN’T DO ANYTHING ON MY OWN. EVERYTHING YOU DO AFFECTS ME AND I NEED YOU IN MY LIFE AND I LOVE YOU SO MUCH. WHERE WOULD I BE WITHOUT YOU? DEAD THAT’S IT. WAIT. I’M ALREADY DEAD!
Can you let my own words be my own?!
no pe :P
Ugh. Well, I mean I’m not that dependent.
liar
Not lying. I could leave if I wanted to. I stick around because I can trust him more than anyone else. And I love him. There’s nothing wrong with that. He’s not even a bad guy. He’s better than the rest of them, and he’s pulled me out of the mud a lot more than the rest of them.
well i do like luci quite a bit, but there’s a lot of flaws that i see in him as a person that he generally needs to fix. for example i think one of them is the fact that he literally drags you into his own personal issues when it isn’t necessary.
I’m his romantic partner. I personally think it’s important for me to know what’s going on with my boyfriend.
and that’s true, but that’s not what i’m getting at. what i’m getting at is the fact that youve literally only been together for a couple of months. you started living with each other within like the first month of your relationship. he’s hellbent on keeping you safe when the truth is that you need to learn how to develop on your own.
I can’t help the fact that he cares about me. Good god.
as his boyfriend you should be taking note of those flaws and trying to help him better himself. there’s a reason why he fell and it’s because he was probably flawed in the first place.
Yeah. You just keep making assumptions about things you barely even know about.
okay so maaaaybe that was kind of a far-fetched assumption. my bad. i don’t know him personally, so i don’t have the room to talk about that. but honestly, he’s incredibly clingy. he’s also incredibly insecure as i’ve said before.
but even though he has his flaws, so does everyone else. and he actually seems like a pretty sweet guy, and i don’t see why you WOULDN’T like someone who’s kind of like a knight in shining armor who cares about you and helps you all the time and treats you sweetly?
there isn’t anything wrong with loving someone, honestly! i think it’s a good thing! but you also have to understand that no one is perfect. i think he sees you in that sort of messed up light and i think it makes it incredibly twisted. i mean, honestly conrad. compare your life before meeting luci, to right now when you’re with luci. think about it for a second.
Before I met Luce, I lived alone away from people and I hated just about everyone. After being in a relationship with Luce, I don’t live alone and I still hate just about everyone. There isn’t much a difference besides the fact I was alone, and now am not.
gruuuuuuumpy cat.
Luce is pretty nice— only to me. But that’s because he trusts me. And he’s helped me, so I don’t see why he’d be a bad person? He’s literally been around trying to keep me from getting killed, and made a pact with me to keep me from dying. Yeah, I know nobody is perfect, but there is no one else who would ever do something like that for me.
Only Luce.
I think my point is very obvious.
sigh
i guess i can’t deter you then
maybe one day you’ll see what im getting at??? *shruggu*
On a delivery to another fae, Vintyr carried a large satchel, filled with bottles of varying sizes and contents. The glass clinked together as the fae carefully walked, avoiding the few other people walking around.
As he passed a tall, blonde man, a bottle came tumbling out of the bag, and smashed onto the concrete below. Instantly the air filled with the scent of rose hips, frankincense, sage and belladonna, and the liquid on the ground seethed in anger of being disturbed.
Cursing under his breath, Vin crouched to the smashed parcel, not caring about the others around him.
