#don camillo

[eeriedragone]

Miscellaneous unfinished Conclave stuff (+ Don Camillo bc i need people to know about him)

[leseigneurdelorage]

no sorry i just can't be normal about the Don Camillo stories. What do you MEAN the very catholic priest and the very communist mayor went poaching together. What do you mean the priest beat up fifteen city communists barehanded for laughing at him on a bicycle and the mayor told the bishop that he couldn't possibly replace Camillo because no replacement priest would be able to take a punch as well as him. What do you mean the mayor stowed away a full arsenal after stealing it during the war and the priest just stole back a machine gun, a mortar, some ammo, and then set the rest on fire. What do you mean the mayor and the priest have both beaten up each other half a dozen times and then the mayor named his youngest son after the priest. What do you mean the priest heard the communist barber say he'd cut the priest's throat if he went to him for a shave and immediately went "bet!". What do you mean the mayor threatened to throw off the window any one from the local government who didn't agree to bury the old schoolmarm in a royalist flag. What do you mean the priest threatened the mayor with his own machine gun into giving him money for a communal installation. What do you mean they misfired a TANK together AFTER the war had ended for a decade.

[terrainterrain-pullup]

Yaoiland is REAL and its Brescello in Italy

[mustakrakisch]

[pipatetka-be-cranking]

AAAAAAAA

*shakes violently from joy*

[bookwonkakisserandfan]

happy pride to don camillo and peppone and whatever they had going on

dividers made by @/aesverse

[malachia-il-bibliotecario]

buon pride a loro due❤️

[camelcasebestcase]

*If* you like Wake Up Dead Man because of the priest who can box who clashes, but ultimately solves the problem together with an atheist, may I suggest you watch a much older series of movies in which that happens:

The 'Don Camillo' movies (Atheism of Peppone: debatable. He tries.)