#don't ask....

[wrathyforest]

I just thought it’d be funny if there was a Nai plushie with a real knife under the cloak.........

yeah......

[hozierplaying]

My monkey brain just kind off wants to see a full on physical fight scene between sascha and constipation kdkkdndjdnslekek

[chromsai]

zarc participating on chopped like

he opens the basket then

ted: "and the mystery basket ingredients are

cherry tomatoes

roasted eggplant

apple-bananas

and purple cabbage"

& he just stares at the ingredients for a full 25 mins and spends the last 5 mins just throwing them all into a blender aggressively and serving the mix in a bowl with a slice of dragonfruit & a whole garlic on top as garnish

"chef zarc, please present your dish to the judges"

"yeah i call my dish the zarc"

judge 1: "what the hell is this"

judge 2: "yeah we asked you to transform the basket ingredients in a creative & presentable way"

zarc: *middle fingers up as he leaves the room* "and that's exactly what i did, bITCH"

judge 1 & 2: *turn to judge 3 who just finished up their plate*

judge 3: "and it tastes good too!"

[fakeblack]

lol

[crazyheronman]

Everyday is a struggle not to drop my rules for eating sandwiches

[every-snail828]

Tedussy

[xaaay-yayy]

WE'RE AN HOUR AWAY