I know it says optional, but you know what? Fuck that. I want you to know what this is about so you can choose to read it or not. But more than that it's fun to use misleading ones to lure in fools.
So I found a Reese's in my car today. Just sitting there by my feet, like a little present from fate. Shit. now Karma's gonna nail me on some bullshit because I'm too much in the positive. In case I die, here are a list of my current final wishes:
1. Put a cat in my casket. Just in case the Egyptians were right. Also, leave it alive, because fuck that cat. It'll eat my eyeballs, but at least I'll take one with me. Cats.
2. I want to be wearing Weekend at Bernie's shades, just to add a little doubt that I might not be dead.
3. Bury me in winter. I know the ground's hard and it's freezing and no one will show up, but shut up and do it.
4. Delete my internet history.
5. Seriously, do that. Also don't check it first. some things are better left unseen.
5.(addendum) Also delete all my bookmarks.
6. Give the creepy little Mickey Mouse thing on my desk to my best friend James Katsoulis. He might get it, maybe not. Don't tell him I had a tumblr.
That's all I got for now. Think about it.