#don'twork

[strangevamp]

Pick-Up Lines from socially confused 10th Graders

• Hey, I like your hair!

• Hey, that's a cool band!

•Hey, you're looking great!

• Hey, Baby, give me your number before I don't want it anymore. (That's rude, Eduard!)

• Which sort of pizza do you like? (I posted that before, I know)

• Hey, I think I saw your name in the dictionary next to hot and spicy. (Eduard, that was even worse than before)

• Hey, I just noticed you sitting here and I think you're beautiful. (Ok, I admit, that was kinda smooth, Edu...)

• Do you mind me sitting here? (Teacher, No!)

[privazione]

“Do you think this can work?”

@privazione

[moonlightsamuraii]

-swear we need a new microwave this shits ancient & shitty

[allthebooksallthecoffee]

“When things break, it’s not the actual breaking that prevents them from getting back together again. it’s because a little piece gets lost — the two remaining ends couldn’t fit together even if they wanted to. The whole shape has changed.” – David Levithan

[channelvodka]

anti-depressents don't work all the time... sometimes they fail..

[talesfromthenewsdesk-blog]

Vacation

Vacation is always strange for me.

We all need a recharge and a chance to just, well, not be working, but there's always that little fear that things may go a littletoosmoothly while you're gone. That nasty little thought that hopes something goes wrong so that people will appreciate you when you come back.

....

or maybe I'm just a bad person.