Aug 29, 2014
It doesn’t hurt when I pee anymore so that’s good!
She announced proudly
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It doesn’t hurt when I pee anymore so that’s good!
She announced proudly
If I had a gun I know I would have a gun party. You have to have friends you who have guns because they'll protect you.
We heard fireworks, but Anna said it was probably a gun party
Ugh I have Popsicles inside this is a dream come true!
In her very best Disney princess voice
Three wrongs don't make a right.
When I said we all sang "brave" by Sara Bareilles really well together.
Me: so you know those zits where..
Anna interrupts.
Anna: well I don't really get those though...
Anna then proceeds to take a snapchat selfie
Are you trying to molest me via story?
I was telling her a story that matched up with a song and made her close her eyes to visualize it
Matthew looks inside a bag of Fritos.
Matthew: You were gonna eat all of this?
Anna: No!
Matthew:
Me:
Anna: (to me) Probably...
I feel like I'm in a cartoon. My hands are clip art.
You know