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It doesn’t hurt when I pee anymore so that’s good!

She announced proudly

If I had a gun I know I would have a gun party. You have to have friends you who have guns because they'll protect you.

We heard fireworks, but Anna said it was probably a gun party

Ugh I have Popsicles inside this is a dream come true!

In her very best Disney princess voice

Three wrongs don't make a right.

When I said we all sang "brave" by Sara Bareilles really well together.

Me: so you know those zits where..

Anna interrupts.

Anna: well I don't really get those though...

Anna then proceeds to take a snapchat selfie

Are you trying to molest me via story?

I was telling her a story that matched up with a song and made her close her eyes to visualize it

Matthew looks inside a bag of Fritos.

Matthew: You were gonna eat all of this?

Anna: No!

Matthew:

Me:

Anna: (to me) Probably...

I feel like I'm in a cartoon. My hands are clip art.

You know

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