Watching Mars Attacks! and remembering how ridiculously invested little me was in the romance between Nathalie Lake/Sarah Jessica Parker and Donald Kessler/Pierce Brosnan as they met, flirted, embraced when confronted by a Martian broadcast, individually got abducted by the Martians, respectively had her head swapped with her chihuahua and was dissected and left as an animated head, and finally confessed their love and shared a final kiss as their disembodied heads rolled around on the floor and the spaceship they were on crashed.













