#donkey brain

[icetsvu]

[brokowskii]

thought new med was working but i go on here for like a minute and i get sucked in. every post highlights what I loathe about myself and my life. no one else is alone all the time, no one else has gone years and years without intimacy, no one else has a complete lack of irl friends.

i just want to find a place that doesn't make me feel like the most broken, unwanted thing there

[irene-sadler]

grant proposal idea #1: targeted phone survey of americans aged 28-38 looking for any statistically significant overlap among the subsets of people who smoked spice and/or drank 4loko in the year 2010 and the subset of people who won’t get a covid vaccine in the year 2021. the purpose of this study is to identify a specific new strain of terminal donkey brain. estimated cost: $40,000 and a new macbook pro to replace my asthmatic lenovo ideapad

(not me, i did both of those things but i got vaccinated 4 months ago. i have some other, different type of donkey brain.)

[potatoskinsinmyplants]

That was a donkey brain thing to do