#dont do math

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I really just want to hunt a squirrel and paw at it and gnaw on it and rip it to shreds with my teeth.

I really just want a stack of paltes next to me to throw at a wall whenever I do math.

I really just want to use my gas main as target practice.

Teddy K. was right.

[nimblybimbly]

drunk in the merch line

me: You’re not allowed to be a metal band without...erghhhhh...lotsa triangles in your imagery

husband: Duh. Satan loves sacred geometry

me: ...Goats

lady in the line next to us: What is this, a fucking tool concert? Stay away from math, kids.