#dont drink

[yawnwhatyadoing]

im odd and unusual and that’s probably why my mind wants me dead

[dailydemilyplushie]

Day 9

Drank too much last night....

@demilypyro

[howyadoinmate]

Chocolate Milk

TW: Alcohol mentioned

I made a contract with someone. Every time that they buy a case of beer, they have to buy me chocolate milk. I really like chocolate milk. There's people who don't like chocolate milk. I don't understand why. It tastes much better than beer. And what does beer even do for you? Chocolate milk has vitamins and calcium. Beer just tastes bad. That's all beer is good at doing. Tasting bad. Why would anyone drink beer over chocolate milk? You can even drink chocolate milk while driving. Chocolate milk is a lawful good.

[ask-the-face-man]

If you're turning 21 in March, then invite every Mexican you know. When it comes to tequila, we're the ones you ask. And also they'll bring their kids along and the kids will somehow cause more chaos than the drunk people

"Oooh, that sounds super fun! I don't really do tequila unless it's mixed with something, I much prefer vodka...I mean...if I were to have it, I imagine that's what I would think.

[fungi-and-a-funguy]

Daily Fungi Fact 81: Intestinal fungi can help maintain intestinal balance, however overgrowth of some fungi could contribute to inflammation in people with alcoholic liver disease.

[incorrectpot]

Oishi: What’s the worst decision you’ve made while drunk?

Momoshiro: Don’t mean to brag but I don’t even need alcohol to make really bad decisions.

[l30m730w]