BUNRING hot take: Radioapple is a toxic ship and you cannot convince me otherwise at all.
Just realised I spelt "Bunring" instead of burning, but im keeping bunring because it's funny as shit😭
DISCLAIMER! No, i don't care who you ship, it's just that if it becomes canon... Thats gonna be a problem and ruin both of their characters writing.
Also with Vox x Alastor, I would rather have that become canon than Radioapple, and I dont even like it either because again, TOXIC. But Radiostatic has more character depth and it makes much more sense than Radioapple EVER COULD.
We already know that Lucifer HATES ALL sinners, how do we know this? The episode where Lucifer first came to the hotel and he literally explained that you cannot expect good deeds to come out from them, so why would he ever want to date THE MAN WHO TRIED TO MANIPULATE HIS FUCKING DAUGHTER?! And Alastor canonically HATES CHARLIE, so why would he go and date her father who is the KING OF HELL. It just doesn't make sense if the literal king of hell went for a sinner who wants to manipulate his daughter and only sees what shes doing as a joke, and completely ignore that he misses his wife?
And Lucifer already misses Lillith but this is sorta me reassuring myself so yeah. And Alastor? If he were in a romantic relationship, he would only be in one for his own personal gain and likely manipulate his partner and be extremely toxic to them, and considering the time period Alastor was from? I dont necessarily think he would even consider being with a man either.
And the Valentines merch stuff was likely just to bait the Radioapple fans into buying ts. And I really hate the fact that Vivziepop is literally gatekeeping about Alastor being AroAce, because it's fucking obvious that he is, she just doesn't want to say he is because of how bad SOME Radioapple shippers can even get. I understand the concept of these two being sorta cute together, but if you're reading this and completely disagreeing with what im saying because it's a 'cute' couple, be logical and actually pay attention to what im saying because I've had a point, and I am just re-phrasing of what I've seen a lot of posts about as well.
And no, Alastor is not a wittle lovey dovey man who wants to give all the kisses to Lucifer because they're so cute! NO. He is a sinister, narcissistic and sadistic man who would rather be subjected to public humiliation than do that despite how big this mans ego is. Wanna know why? BECAUSE👏THE👏SHIP👏DOESN'T👏MAKE👏ANY👏SENSE. And likely made by people who love mischaracterisation!
"There's enemies to lovers though!" Not everything has to be that way. People see 2 men who do not like eachother and instantly go "Theyre gay and have a secret crush on eachother!" When that is not the case at all and it's pretty clear from what I've explained so far.
Again, if you're a Radioapple shipper and reading this, I DO NOT CARE ABOUT WHAT YOU DO. I am simply explaining how much of a problem it would be if it actually became canon, which I am worried it will be canon for the sake of Alastor and Lucifers writing.
Anyways that's my two pence, have a good day
