So… during the pandemic I found this random glittery gif here on tumblr of Naruto saying “Don’t give up bitch!” like an MSN-era cursed motivational message. I saved it instantly and kept it on my desktop for months. It was basically my emotional support post-it for that weird time. Years later I decided to make my own version so I could turn it into a sticker. I asked some people online for help translating it to portuguese and the suggestions were chaotic in the best way. My fave ended up being in portuguese: “Choro de puta deus não escuta.” In English it’s kinda like… “God doesn’t listen to bitches cry.” Same vibe, different flavor. I picked the 7 best translations plus the original gif phrase and printed all of them. They’re already stuck around São Paulo now. The fun part of making your own stupid little stickers is being able to print a bit of each and see which one people like the most.