So, I'm not getting any "internet of things" devices or Alex/Google/Siri crap.
My apartment is like a horror movie for Zoomers:
Guest: "Alexa, turn down the lights"
*Nothing happens*
Me: *turns down the lights by using the switch*
Guest: "Um...how do you play music?"
Me: *plays music on my laptop or from my 7 year old Ipod*
Me: "I don't need Spoti-Pandor-Goolge anything, I gots my tunes right here! Do you wanna see my photo album? Oh, I got some DVD's from the Redbox down at the Walmart so we can watch some movies"
Guest: "D-D-Don't you have Netflix ? Hulu? Prime?"
Me:"Nah, don't see a need. I mean I only use Amazon for what I can't get at Walmart or the corner grocery store. "
Me: *opens paper photo album*
Guest: *runs out of the door screaming*