Don't Post That Shit.
Oh where do I begin. This is my favorite parents' list serv post EVER.
Few thoughts:
1. Why in the name of all that is good and holy, and alll that is dirty and kinky - would you post this on your neighborhood PARENTS/FAMILIES list. Why?
2. This just leaves us all to wonder why someone would give you a vibrator. A $165 vibrator. That is just too much money to spend on a practical joke. The poster must really need to have her ticket punched for someone to spend that much money buying her a sex toy!
3. She TESTED it. And now we must all wonder exactly what that means.
4. She doesn't even give you an out, like "if you need it for a bachelorette party...blah blah." Nooo, she's all "I can meet you in secret." Like if you want this you must be a dirty dirty girl.
5. This is the Rolls Fucking Royce of vibrators huh? Makes "the rabbit" look like a mini cooper.