#doofcake

[hamstershepard]

doofcake replied to your post “Hello, i’m alive it seems my queue has run out My german is leaving...”

Tumblr got ~funky~

it looks so horrible omfg 

[hamstershepard]

doofcake replied to your post “whyy do i sweat so much i’m not even feeling hot or warm i’m...”

stress-sweating sounds bad, consult your dottore

i am my own dottore my diagnosis is that i am hella done with school and life

cure: take a year-long trip to New Zealand, because everything in Australia tries to kill you

[cutegirlsdoingcutethings]

cute clumsy girl(s)

[commanderkyubey]

Sengoku Nadeko

Why I like them - Her actions directly made Kaiki the main character of Monogatari for an entire arc and that outweighs every stupid thing she’s ever done. She’s voiced by Kana Hanazawa, she’s really cute, her OP’s are fantastic, she wore a school mizugi.

Why I don’t - She threatened the waifus and kicked  Blessed Shoujo Kaiki in the face, that’s not cool.

Favorite episode (scene if movie) - The end of Koimonogatari.

Favorite season/movie - Koimonogatari 

Favorite line - Zenbu Zenbu Zenbu Zenbu

Favorite outfit - Her shrine “goddess” outfit thing in Koimonogatari.

OTP - Her x Being away from Araragi

Brotp - No one. She needs to stay away from Tsukihi.

Head Canon - Her and Kaiki being bffs. ;D

Unpopular opinion - I don’t hate her that much, only when she posed an actual threat to the waifus.

A wish - For her to find happiness as a mangaka.

An oh-god-please-dont-ever-happen - Don’t let Araragi be stupid enough to get himself involved with her again.

5 words to best describe them - Cute, dumb, stupid, not senjougahara

My nickname for them - Snake Bitch

Sorry for taking so long, had to go eat dinner.

[commanderkyubey]

doofcake replied to your post: That whole mass murder thing is fuckin...

What do you mean by the “friendzone” bullshit?

I'll put it under a read more for other people's sake. 

Just to clarify, the bullshit part is the one that the murderer and the majority of fedora-tipping douchebags use. Simply put, what they refer to as the "friendzone"  comes after a failed attempt at starting a romantic relationship, the less bullshit side is what I hear a lot of its defenders say, the state of someone liking one of their friends but being unable to be more than just friends, for whatever reason (such as being afraid of subject of affection ostracizing the one that confessed their desire to pursue a romantic relationship).

The term "friendzone" is bullshit because 99/100 times, it's used by the one that was "friendzoned" and places blame on the one that didn't have any romantic interest, usually preceded with "I did everything right, why didn't she like me?" implying that there's some sort of checklist that needs to be completed before a relationship can begin. It's more of making the one that doesn't want a relationship out to be wrong, even though they're just exercising their free will. Someone crying "friendzone" is an attempt of invalidating the other's right of choice.

Think about it this hypothetical situation: James is a straight male and he has a bunch of friends and one of them just happens to be a gay male, named John. John asks James to go out with him but obviously James just doesn't have any interest in a romantic relationship. Is James suddenly wrong because he isn't attracted to this person? I would hope your answer would be "no". Does it suck for John? Of course it does, but hopefully James and John are both mature individuals and A) John eventually comes to terms with his rejection and B) they don't let this affect their friendship.

What IS NOT bullshit, however, is unrequited love. Unrequited love is somewhat similar to this "friendzone" nonsense, but instead of blaming the one they supposedly loved, they just deal with the pain of rejection and begin with the process of moving on. That process sucks, obviously, but it has to be done, trust me on this, I have first-hand experience with how painful it can be. Throughout highschool, I was attracted to my best friend, trying to get her to notice me and whatnot, but she was interested in my older brother instead. When my feelings ultimately surfaced, I got rejected and she started dating my brother. Did it hurt to get my feelings rejected? Of course it did, but in the end I got over it and, if anything, our relationship grew stronger because of it.

Unrequited love means admitting to yourself that you aren't fucking perfect and you aren't going to always get your way, it means realizing you aren't the center of the universe, which is why I think the "friendzone" is bullshit. The "friendzone" means that you think you ARE perfect, that you are the end-all be-all, that there's no reason anyone would or should ever not want to go out with you. It's an immature way to look at a relationship and an immature way to look at the world. 

[commanderkyubey]

commanderkyubey /post/86461761021 lol #kill la kill

what in the…. how did i even… what the fuck? thanks for the catch XD

[dutchyjin]

Some more: 20, 36, 42

20.Has anyone ever told you you have pretty eyes?

mhm... not that I can remember...

I do remember one of my slutty friends telling me I smelt really nice and that sort of things while she was incredibly drunk. she might have mentioned that as well but I don't particularly remember it. (I was quite tipsy as well)

36.Occupations you wanted to be when you were a kid?

I do remember wanting to be an archaeologist when I was really young. after that it was a big gap of me not knowing what the fuck I was going to do with my life. after that I watched Sword Art Online and now my goal in life is to help humanity to get closer to a similar virtual reality experience (without the death part), doesn't matter if I live to see it happen or not.

42.What do you wear to bed?

just my boxers. if it's cold I'll just get an extra blanket.

[dutchyjin]

28

28.Do you sing in the shower?

hell no!

shower time is reflection time.

you think about all the mistakes you've made in your life and are yet to make and you do some hardcore philosophy.

or fap