#doomed forever

[mythotine]

Tony a GGY behind you…💔 THEY MAKE ME SICK😕😕 doomed forever

[youre-going-to-kill-me]

i need to shower.............. but i don't wanna..................................

[spinostarz]

[npdzane]

Unfortunately im too tired to actually draw them in a non shitpost way sorry chat

[muckmagister]

no sippy ☹?

i had sippy but through some unknown mechanism it has come to pass that sippy is no longer and basically i'm fucked. no hope

[ilikescully]

Five Friday Faves @thisisnothappening David on the red carpet...

[beabuzzed]

Jack of all trades, master at loving the wrong people

[biteofcherry]

Happy Wetnessday 💦

I hope you are doing well. I am well.

I know you probably don't celebrate Thanksgiving but these three men do and they're desperate for someone to pretend to be their fiance. These three ask you:

Bucky, who told the other avengers he's dating someone to get them off his back but the lies grew bigger and bigger and suddenly they all think he has a fiance

Mafia Steve (none of your already written for Steve's), who needs a wife to take over as boss and why not lure you in by making you play his fiance before he ties you to him forever

Andy, who needs to impress his bosses family so he can get a promotion he's been working on for years

Which one do you choose to help?

xoxo Wetnessday anon 💦

Hi Wetnessday Anon! 💖

I'm not in mood for Andy today. And I'm soft for Bucky and I would love to help him out (and then fall in love, obviously).

But

you know

it's really unfair to the other characters to give me Steve as an option 🤭 especially mafia Steve of any kind/universe 🔥

Sooo... I agree to help Steve out (does he even give me a choice, or is it more of a threat?).

Trying not to be too nervous about accompanying someone of his caliber to a few events filled with other dangerous men. Hoping that the charade passes quickly and I'm released to return to the boring safety of my own apartment. If only to preserve my dignity before it becomes apparent that I'm actually becoming weak for my fake fiance and dream of him bending me over, even as I pretend to be simply cordial and distanced when alone with him 😳🫣

You know, it's best not to have filthy fantasies about your fake fiance to avoid a broken heart and unfulfilled pussy when he sends you away after gaining the throne.