#dorian replies

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❝ I can’t go, because I don’t want to. ❞ Agne (my arsehole Cadash) to Dorian. About the upcoming Winter Palace quest...

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Dorian looked at the Inquisitor and rubbed his forehead and sighed deep. “I think, my dear Inquisitor, that the decision is not entirety up to you whether to go or not”.He let his frown turn to a smile “If it makes it any easier. I am coming with you. our dear Commander said my expertise is also needed there “

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@thebloodychampion​ asked 

“slurred words” (for our main ships)

Nedra about Malcom : I never thought I wouldn’t fall for someone like this..but I did..and even Bones likes him...that ‘s a win.

Anders about Archer: I thought she never liked me...you know the old mage and warrior thing...but he did...I always wonder what would have happened if I had just kissed him right away?

Lilah (as a goddess does not really get drunk but maybe she had too much elfroot) about Jerker: Oh him..he is my..grumpy old old ass lover, but have you..seen his tentacles..I mean wow.

Filip about Ishal: Have to say I though all Tevinter Magister were asses...though this one..does have a great ass though.

Gilda about Carolus: Well Dragonborn and all that..he does have some nice abilities...

Narya about Sethius: He is my husband...I know he gets into lot of troubles, but I love him and what a little demon summoning every now and then...hurts no one.

Adam about Sergej (he never drinks anymore) : Oh I just love him...you know..we’ve been married for years.

Dorian about Diran: Well an elf and a magister, seems like a smutty book Cassandra likes to read...I know, but he won me over from the moment we met.

Liara about Noah: What in the name of goddess I drank..I feel so woozy...oh Shepard ? He is...actually so fine..I mean have you seen him...

I know this is not all but you might get a part two :) 

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Go to bed and think about what you've done

im sorry you cant accept The Truth

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qeachchild replied to your post “people r saying hansung and yeo wool are half brothers or smthn but...”

we know nothing about yeowool, so they could totally be related

yes exactly!! there is a chance but at the same time theres a bigger chance that they arent at all... its ambiguous but i guess people think theyre related fr some reason?

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i ship aetern<3

Prompt: Anonymously or not, tell me who you ship my muse with.

Oh my go d....... Same though, I don’t use Dorian anymore but I’ll never forget...

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ahh man I dunno azlynn maybe or magpie cuz he's usually easy ;c;

Mutuals: Put your character in my inbox and I’ll try to come up with potential pre-established relationships with one of mine!

Azlyn: I TRIED BUT I CAN’T THINK OF ANY SPECIFIC ONES...

Corvus: As for Corvus, I feel like he may... Have met my ol’ flarpers back in his flarper days omg... Arella and Domino was a rather well known duo who’s stories are still retold on the flarper forums, and same goes for Dorian and his flarp pirate crew (and now he’s a real pirate, wow)...

Maybe they met, or even teamed up at some point? Maybe they were all part of Dorian’s crew in a campaign once long ago even? Like childhood friends who lost contact over time and went different roads in life. Depends a bit on what got “complicated” on his side I suppose that made him quit too I suppose.

And since he’s a sparkle loving (ex) thief, and Hester is a sparkle loving thief, can you imagine the two meeting because they broke into the same hive at the same time thinking the owner of said hive was out. And scared the shit out of each other until they figured both were there for the same reason I’M... Either they’d argue over who steals what or... Just be fucking dumb and spend that day hanging out in a strangers hive for shits and giggles... Wow...........

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dorian/Ilyria!

Who cooks: Dorian..

Who does the laundry and other chores: Probably Dorian because doing most shit rEQUIRES WALKING.

How many children do they have: I dunno if they were human they’d probs get like 2 or 3.

Who’s more dominate: Dorian seem more dominant but lets be real, Ilyria got him all wrapped around her fishy siren fingers.

Favorite nonsexual activity: Swimming together.

Their favorite place to be together: The Siren/The beach

Any traditions: Having their dates interrupted by crew members or Coocoo 24/7

Their “song”:  n/a

What they do for each other on holidays: Dorian give her some cheezy, romantic stuff, or treasures from his adventures. Ilyria gives him cool shit she finds on the bottom of the sea, or piratey things that make her think about him in general.

Where did they go for their honeymoon: An adventure to some island on Dorian’s smaller ship, except they most likely woke up to The Siren and the full crew showing up next to them like “AHOY CAPTAIN”

Where did they first meet: Online, and then on The Siren I think. Or was it the beach?

Any pets: Coocoo is enough pet for everyone………

What do they fight over: Dorian doing too dangerous shit mostly

Do they go on vacations, if so where: Mostly just, adventures w/ the crew…. Alone time is hard to get. Maybe an island or some shit, just like yt

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★★ How about Dorian too??

★ When the crew came back after their adventure at the lost island, Dorian looked like he had just aged about a sweep or two.

★ He’s starting to turn a bit colder and a bit more strict... But his warm side is still there, and he still cares very deeply for his crew.