Okay, but for this stupid “How it Should Have Happened” Fanfic-
Bog is fucking killing me because he and Marianne are just friends and he can’t even fucking believe that he has a best friend and she’s just this random Fairy that he’s tried to kill about 10 times after she fell into his kingdom and he’s just like HOW DO I DEAL WITH THIS SHIT! I’m not going to write it, but I swear, the way he’s acting he’s going to make up a secret language and a handshake for the two of them. He’s just like, besties 4-evar over here.
And I’m just writing going, just you wait, Bog... just you wait until you realize that you love her... then you will truly be loooooost!!!!!
I’M SO FUCKING MEAN TO BOG BUT I HAVE TO BE.
HE’S A DORK.
HE’S IN LOVE WITH HIS BEST FRIEND.
SHE’S IN LOVE WITH HER BEST FRIEND.
THEY’RE TOO AMAZING.