this is headcanons of dottore x kaveh x pantalone that me and @capricoffe came up with, enjoy! :D
Pantalone and dottore call kaveh ‘little architect’ and dottore calls kaveh ‘bunny’
Dottolone got together a few months after Pantalone joined the fatui, and kaveh joined the relationship after running away from al-Haitham
(in my au, pantalone and dottore steal the jade chamber and turn it into a house) when kaveh joined their relationship, pantalone made kaveh a whole art room with a sliding door that led to an office-esc area for kaveh to build his models and stuff
The romantic part of the relationship started when kaveh was locked out in the cold while al-haitham was at work and kaveh didn't have his key and he ended up passing out, pantalone and dottore were on a mission in sumeru and upon recognizing him from their Akademiya days, pantalone carried kaveh back to his and dottores hotel room, wrapped him up in a blanket and then kaveh agreed to move in with them about a week later
They were roommates while they were in school
Kaveh oos and aahs over anything pantalone and dottore wear, and whenever pantalone buys him something similar he short circuits
Kaveh isn't used to being spoiled
Dottore doesn't sleep very long so he's always up first making breakfast so his bfs just come waddling in like, ‘dear, we demand coffee’
Pantalone boops kavehs nose whenever he gets the chance because kaveh does the bunny nose twitch thing
Kaveh will work till he passes out, even if he's sick cuz he doesn't tell anyone, dottore, being a doctor, forces kaveh to bed,
Kaveh: “Dottore, I'm ok, it's just a minor cold..”
Dottore, already shoving soup down kavehs throat: “Shut up and rest.”
Pantalone takes in strays and brings them home, kaveh makes this worse,
Dottore: babe, we already have 8 cats…
Pantalone, holding a tabby kitten in his arms: we live in the stolen jade chamber
Kaveh, with puppy dog eyes, holding an identical kitten: and look at them! They’re adorable!
Dottore, cursing himself: fine…
Dottore infodumps to kaveh about his experiments and at first it creeped kaveh out a bit, yknow, with all the fucked up shit dottore does, but now kaveh will actively ask questions which makes dottore so, so happy
Pantalone sews a lot of kavehs clothes and kaveh doesn't know how to feel, because, on one hand, they’re comfy, on the other, kaveh feels like he's wasting resources. Kaveh also likes sitting and watching pantalone sew, the bankers humming and the sound of the sewing machine are therapeutic
Dottore is surprisingly a good therapist to both kaveh and pantalone
They go to farmers' markets together a lot
Kaveh takes Scaramouche’s spot when he leaves the fatui and kaveh ends up working closely with pantalone, doing paperwork and helping expand the palace, also being there to help calm pantalone down when he gets a dumb ass funding request
Dottore is surprisingly the most physically affectionate but kaveh argues that he's the most physically affectionate and pantalone is tired and just says its a tie
Kaveh draws his boyfriends all the time and both of them now have drawings hanging up in their office/lab
Kaveh, handing dottore a pebble: my dear, this pebble reminds me of you...
Dottore, knowing exactly what kind of rock it is: well you see this rock is about 500 years old and because of its orange coloring it has-
Kaveh brushes his bfs hair all the time
Whenever kaveh has to go somewhere for work, dottore will make him lunch and leave a small lil good luck note in it... That is also kinda murder-ey
Pantalone keeps champagne under his desk and after a long day, he pulls him and kaveh a glass then they get shitfaced and dottore has to drag them back to bed
The jade chamber house has a nice ballroom and pantalone taught both kaveh and dottore to dance in there
Whenever they go to the harbinger banquets, dottore always has an arm around one if not both of his partners, he doesn't want to lose them in the crowd even for a moment
Pantalone is tired a lot but doesn't realize it, so when kaveh notices pantalones eye bags, he'll carry the man to bed and do pantalones paperwork for him
Pantalone: I’m sorry you got paid how much for that project?
Kaveh, taking a sip of his drink: Yeah, it wasn't even half of what I requested, I can barely pay rent with that
Pantalone: I will pay you 10 times as much as you requested if you put some expansions on the fatui palace in snezhnaya
Kaveh:... Can you marry me too?
Dottore, popping in: And me too!
They like baking together when it gets cold
They have a savannah cat, a mane coon, a black kitten, a siamese, two tabbies, and two ragdolls
Since savannah cats need to be walked or atleast have a lot of exercises, they go on evening walks together a lot with the cat(s) for that reason, and also to just get out of the office
Kaveh took one look at those cats when he first moved in and started installing cat-walks on the walls for them all over the jade chamber/house and now they chase each other on those throughout the night
Dottore was the one who confessed first to pantalone and then pantalone was the one who brought up polyamory with kaveh
Kaveh loves just going to the greenhouse (the jade chamber house has a greenhouse cuz pantalone loves gardening) and looking at all the flowers that pantalone has planted, some of them go for about 160K and higher and pantalone has so many of them like its pocket change to him, its calming
Unless he's out on a mission, dottore will, without fail, wake his bfs up with breakfast in bed
Cyno, seeing kaveh for the first time since he started dating dottolone: wait a minute- al-Haitham reported you as missing??? Is this what you were doing this whole time?
Kaveh, just trying to help dottore find produce for dinner: yeah??? I’m perfectly fine??
They're that one couple who puts the first letter of their name in a heart on a tree
Dottore is color-blind but didn't realize till very late in life, like:
Dottore, cuddling kaveh: Kaveh, your hair is such a pretty shade of pink...
Kaveh, finding it sweet but also confused: Uhm… darling, I'm blonde... Thank you though.
Dottore feels bad: oh…
Kaveh: I'm dying my hair light pink!
Kaveh makes pantalone rings he made their engagement rings too
When Kaveh is working late at night, Pantalone makes him sit in his lap and Dottore will make them all coffee to keep them awake
Kaveh, in a tree: pantalone, I am going to build a treehouse here!
Pantalone, tired, its noon and he hasn't had coffee: dear, our house floats in the sky
Kaveh: oh
During the first few months of their relationship, pantalone and dottore always made sure Kaveh knew he had his keys on him. Obv dottore and pantalone would never take them, but it was comforting to kaveh to know that he would never, ever be locked out of his home again
Pantalone and Dottore smother Kaveh in blankets since Snezhnaya is so cold and he’s not used to the cold
Kaveh steals both Pantalone and Dottore’s hoodies
Kaveh insists to Pantalone that Dottore would look so cool with tattoos and showed him a drawing of a few tattoos that Dottore might like… a few days later Dottore had all of the tattoos he drew tattooed on his arms
As a thought what abt the other harbingers reaction to Dottore and Pantalone dating someone ‘lower status’ than them. Sorry this doesn’t make sense 😅
hmm i think imma just keep this as hcs
in my au dottolone are dating Kaveh so thats sort of what this is
even if kaveh is a very well known architect and a very talented person, financially, he is very much lower status then dottore and pantalone
pantalone will spoil Kaveh if he needs anything for his work, for drawing or anything like that
(if you dont know about my whole dottolone stealing the jade chamber au, read some of my fics)
Dottore was the first one who made the move on kaveh moving in and kaveh was so so happy
Kaveh is still very nervous about buying anything and Pantalone just tells him to buy it if he wants it and if hes that nervous, pantalone will buy it for him
if any of the people in sumeru decide to make fun of kavehs situation (if it was found out) they will become Dottores new test subjects
