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In his opinion, they are the only sane members of the community. Everyone else is crazy.

Sharing one brain cell

Double autism marriage pt. 2

Your hand is sweaty. No don't let go of my hand yet. Just know your hand is sweaty and you'll need to fix that soon. I SAID DONT LET GO-

I always walk ahead of you when we go up steps. You went ahead of me this time. I can only assume you want a divorce 😔

*whispering at 3 am* Baby when you die, can I keep your bones? I wanna do a craft project with them.

*eating something they made for me* This is delicious but if you EVER try to hide broccoli in my mashed potatoes again-

Ok so I can feel my ribs inside of my skin today so if you touch me I'm going to bite you like a rabid possum. Luv u. 😇

Sure I'll keep you company while you shower. *sits on the toilet lid in complete silence while I play pokemon* This is nice.

Me: I hate people. Wife: 🥺 Me: you don't count. Wife: 😌😍

Someone: you two are so mean to each other! Me: mean? oh no, this is foreplay

my wife looking through tangerine tag and seeing my posts haha hiiii :33 x33 helloo

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