Jan 4
Coach barked orders that echoed off the concrete walls. "Alright, listen up, you pansies! I ain't got time for your nonsense. Every one of you is gonna wear a double cup. None of this newfangled protection bullshit. I want you all walking around with a reminder of what you're packing, both on and off the field." He held up two identical cups, and stuffed them, one on top of the other, into the nearest player's jockstrap. The player yelped in surprise, his pants now sporting a prominent bulge that would make a certain his crotch was the center of attention. The other players exchanged uneasy glances, but Coach Thompson just cackled, "That's right, boys. Let's give the fans something to really cheer about this season."
