#doubletwoseven

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do straight men flirt by spraying axe even when theyre over the age of 25, or are they just self conscious of how they smell n coverin it up?

asking for a friend

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Next on Proof I am actually a cat

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The simple dichotomy of my personality can be easily summarized by two emotes

:DDDD

and

DDDD:

Great you all know all there is to know about me now, cool

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Me: *makes tea*

Me: *forgets tea*

Me: *remembers it on way up to bed*

eVERY DAMN TIME

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Sometimes I think I have my shit together Then I remember that last week my mom told me I didn’t need sunglasses as I was looking around the kitchen for them, and I found them, but I was distracted and late, so I stumbled out of the house, stuttering irritably as I donned the acquired shades: “I can’t go..without my…face” and I shut the door and I don’t know what I had intended to say but I don’t think that was it

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I just wonder sometimes that if I’m this bitter now what kind of old lady am I going to be

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Putting on a show of elementary school kids isn’t hard, but like it’s just *gets home* AAAAAAAAAAHH–*screams until red* –HHhh There I am good now Everything is good It went well It was good Good stuff

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It's not that I have trouble getting out of bed, it's that I have trouble allowing my day to start, jafeel?