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[doubletwoseven]

reminder that this blog has moved!!

[doubletwoseven]

hey yall im starting over with tumblr / making a new one. see yall on the flipside.

[onlytwitterpics]

[ughjeez-deactivated20170224]

me when i gotta help my secretive friends

[tekknocrat-deactivated20250624]

[mangopapi-deactivated20210928]

Protesters in Atlanta singing “ Move trump Get out the way ” an iconic moment in American history

[parisiansunrisemoroccanmoonligh]

ludacris is so proud of himself right now 

[17mul]

👏🏿✊🏿

[yesatlbrownsugar]

✊🏾✊🏾✊🏾 Atlanta, you’re doing great sweetie

[eels-eels-eelsrobot]

So how did you get your spells

Wizard: through constant study

Cleric: through the grace of my god

Druid: through the blessing of the earth itself

Warlock: through my patron’s knowledge

Sorcerer: Through my ancestor’s power

Bard: Well I just started making fun of a goblin one time and he just like died and it was the weirdest crap ever

[avant-gardevoir-old-deactivated]

[zoomerbro]

i still have hella VHS tapes. no one even cares, i should just throw them in the trash. 

[mvessick]

Hell, if you don’t want them, I’ll take them.

[zoomerbro]

they’ve been in my closet for a year just taking up space… i seriously want to get rid of them now

[misfitreindeer-deactivated20160]

why do you have so many copies of the same videos

[zoomerbro]

[show-them-all]

….more??? o_O

[zoomerbro]

i literally have like 200 copies of Forrest Gump on VHS

[followyourblisstravel]

BUT WHY DO YOU HAVE SO MANY

[zoomerbro]

[inyourheadtheyrestillfighting]

WE WANT ANSWERS

[zoomerbro]

ok… fine…  last year, like in the fall/winter. i was driving around to every thrift store in my city, like, probably 30 thrift stores, and i would buy every VHS copy of Forrest Gump, Jurassic Park, Sister Act, Men In Black, Star Wars Episode 1, The Matrix, Space Jam, Speed, and Twister i could find… i have like 100 copies of each at least, 200 of some…whatevs…

like i was going through a lot of heartbreak, this girl totally broke my heart, and it was so comforting, driving around the entire city, listening to Apples In Stereo and Guided By Voices, and chillin, buying VHS tapes. It gave me something meaningless and ridiculous to occupy my time with opposed to just being in my room depressed. 

But I’m over the girl that broke my heart, its been awhile, and I do have a new girlfriend, and shes amazing and I was like 

“So I own over 200 copies of Forrest Gump on VHS, I mean I really like you and I can see us going somewhere, and I think its important to be honest, I have an absurd amount of VHS, and thats not going to change. I mean ever. Like I’m going to own these VHS tapes until I’m dead. Ok, fine, if the tapes do bother you, like I’ll get rid of them… but like you’ll have to explain to my followers why… im doing it for you. I know we don’t know each other that well, this is crazy, but like you’re so cool and you’re so great, that i would give up my VHS tapes for you.”

and she was like “90s, relax, having that many VHS tapes is kind of sketch but I’d never tell you to get rid of them.”.. then one night we were in my room watching Game of Thrones on HBOGo, and we start making out until shes like “90s I can’t do anything in here, the VHS tapes sketch me out.” and I was like “Are u serious?” and she was all “Dead serious.” and I was like “Like 2 girls on tumblr have said they’d want me to fuck them on top of a pile of Forrest Gump VHS tapes, like you should be so turned on.” and she was all “90s this is real life not your tumblr ask box, literally no one in the world would want to be fucked on top of a pile of Forrest Gump VHS tapes.” and I was like “I don’t want to fuck on top of Forrest Gump tapes anyway, like do you feel this mattress right now, its like a Serta, its so comfortable. This is a premium deluxe mattress.” 

[somethingsomethingrandomblog]

I don’t know if this context helped

[kadzhi]

one good thing about december on this hellsite is that this gif will be making its rounds again

[the-perks-of-being-black]

[wingkink]

While you were busy being heterosexual,

[doubletwoseven]

My ace ass

[royal-mortician]

opposite of depression nap. depression awakeness. refreshing the same three websites over and over. there’s nothing new on any of them. eight seconds have passed and it feels like a century

[demilypyro]

It’s interesting to me when someone dies and their Wikipedia page almost immediately becomes past tense. Who does that? Is that someone’s job? Is it the grim reaper?

[demilypyro]

I walk into the bank with an open laptop and tell them to give me all the money in the vault, or else I edit Bill Murray’s Wikipedia page. 12 SWAT guys come in and shoot me in the nuts when I ask the teller what the WiFi password is

[demilypyro]

sHIT

[doubletwoseven]

apokryphos replied to your post “someone anonymously buy me lingerie. thanks in advance xoxo”

Make a public amazon wishlist dude

“Hey amazon what can u do for my laDDies i want to spoil them in leather and lace and maybe glitter”

the truth is im tired of hunting for somewhere that has cute but large bras & i desire someone else to do it for me

my ass smol tho

[targuzzler-deactivated20180224]

imo Africa by Toto is overrated, some of the vocals are pretty weak and melodic variation would really help it

[justhurtingalot]

Isn’t it weird how you can actually feel the pain in your chest and stomach when something really hurts your feelings

[christichris]

This is actually because it activates your vagus nerve! Basically your body goes “we are so upset! We must be injured! Where???? On the inside guts! Those are confusing and hard to differentiate!!! Confusing guts are hurt!”

[yourandmyworldthings]

CRITICAL DEGREES

0,13,26 critical degrees of (Aries, Cancer, Libra, Capricorn) signs. 8,9,21,22 critical degrees of (Taurus, Leo, Scorpio, Aqiarius) signs. 4,17 critical degrees of (Gemini, Virgo, Sagittarius, Pisces) signs. 0,29 critical degrees of any sign.

PLANETS IN CRITICAL DEGREES:

SUN- you have a strong will and determination,but very little fulfillment in life. MOON - you possess good instincts and great tenacity, but you’re never quite sure what it is you want out of life. MERCURY - you are sociable and eager to please, but you are self-conscious and constantly aware of the impression you are making of other people. VENUS - you posses an unflagging optimism and hopefulness, but you have childish impatience and are extremely vulnerable emotionally. MARS - you possess great perseverance and endurance, but you usually find yourself in a rut ,stuck in the same old dead-end situations. JUPITER - you are enthusiastic and “leader without followers”,but you have vaguely patronizing or condescending air about you - or the sense that you are humoring or indulging other people. SATURN - you are gentle, sensitive, and aware, but you tend to find life unresponsive and indifferent to you. you are always self-conscious of yourself as an actor in the drama of life. URANUS - you are extraordinarily exacting expecially of yourself, you are a scrapper with clearly defined goals in life, but your dogmatism and bluntness in speaking your mind often antagonize and repel others, even when you’re basically right. NEPTUNE - you are easy-going and free-spirited, you are a dreamer with you own private world, but it can be hard to pull you down off your cloud when an emotional commitment is called for. PLUTO - you possess great intensity and ardor. You are endowed with a penetrating intellect, but life is always trying to dominate you or grind you down.

[doubletwoseven]

this is the most depressing thing ive ever read about my sun (29) sign what do u mean i have no fulfillment in life

[doubletwoseven]

thanks! i hate it!

guess i’ll die

[doubletwoseven]

It gets better: my sun, mars, and MC/IC are in critical degrees

[thesketchyselkie]

Seriously, married or not I reckon Charlie Weasley would be a riot at family gatherings. Just turning up, throwing Molly a casual “Wotcher Mum! Brought the kids, hope that okay!” And Molly turns round confused, sees what he’s talking about and - “Those are not ‘the kids’ Charlie, thOSE ARE TINY DRAGONS IN ONESIES!!!!!”