#douche-baggery

[possumscats]

How to Buy Tools

How to Buy Tools

I think it would work on zombies.

I’m in Lowe’s blankly staring at the tool that I’m pretty sure I need. The problem is that there are two versions of the tool and nothing in their signage or labeling that immediately defines why one might be more suitable than the other. They are both the same price and brand, but formatted differently.

The most obvious solution would be to ask a Lowe’s employee…

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[shehads-blog]

Ted Nugent's music is pretty damn awesome..shame he's such a conservative douche bag.

[vulture-kvlture]

Fuck Aden

i hate living in westfort, the bars around my neighborhood are shit, mostly filled with old geezers (riley's, wayland), angry mission people (riley's, aden), and douchebags who want to fight everything that moves (ADEN).

[lil-c0met]

Oh Anon, I can't believe you have so much time on your hands that you'd actually bother giving me such a wonderful 'tip'. I pity you.

[tipher-blog]

An Ode to the Jackass at the Light Next to Me

You can stop now.

Everyone’s seen you.

They have all looked.

How cool you must feel

sitting there at the light,

one hand on the wheel,

your seat laid back almost flat.

Don’t think any of us missed

that way you bite your lower lip

and look around,

surveying everyone around you

as though wondering just who

is trying to rip their clothes off

and take you right there.

I’m sure we could hear the sizzle

of your hot skin in that cool car

if only your most awesome bass

weren’t so awesomely loud.

We have all noticed those painted-on flames

dancing at the bottoms of the doors

of your gunmetal gray ride.

We have all seen you.

You can stop trying now.

Your douche-baggery has been noted.