Nov 11, 2015
When Things are Going Perfect, & LIFE comes Outta Nowhere & Snaps You back to Reality.... #DoucheBagFriends.
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When Things are Going Perfect, & LIFE comes Outta Nowhere & Snaps You back to Reality.... #DoucheBagFriends.
So my friend hung up on me on Skype the other day and this is the threat I used to try to make him call me back. It's a little long but I hope you enjoy. I WILL FUCKING MAKE YOU GIVE BIRTH THROUGH YOUR PENIS SO YOU'LL HAVE TO GET RECONSTRUCTIVE SURGERY ON YO JUNK AND THE ONLY OPTION YOU WILL HAVE IS TO BECOME A WOMAN AND THEN I'LL SWAP YO DILDO OUT FOR A CACTUS AND YOULL FUCK YOURSELF IN THE PENIS-VAGINA WITH THE CACTUS AND THEN ANYONE WHO FUCKS YOU AFTER WILL GET PRICKLY SHIT FROM YOUR PENIS-VAGINA ALL OVER THEIR DICK OR TONGUE AND WILL HATE YOU OR THINK YOUR JUST REALLY HAIRY DOWN THERE AND NO MATTER HOW MUCH YOU SHAVE IT WONT GO AWAY AND PEOPLE WILL HATE YOU