#douglasdaelquor

[hattersarts]

if i had a nickel for every time I caught myself frothing at the mouth biting and snarling because the goat (🫵) posted a comic about a forlorn maternal lesbian struggling not to give into temptation and failing, id have two nickels

which isnt a lot but its delightful that it happened twice

[momoiro-lys]

Hi! Sorry to reblog spam literally your entire portfolio lol but I wanted to tell you your art is absolutely gorgeous <3 You deserve so much attention for it, it really is stellar

I am deeply moved by your message thank you so much for liking what I do 🤍🤍🤍

[definitelynotwanderer]

Callout post @douglasdaelquor for being utterly incapable of seeing or clicking this one simple fucking Discord button. Instead he disconnects then reconnects to the voice channel every single time he wants to close his screen-share.

You goddamn crusty, impotent cheese grater of a fuckwit.

[catnippackets]

I remember a few weeks ago someone said something to you about using 'Cheers' instead? And if I remember right you were pretty jazzed about it and I just thought "aww yeah that's cute I like that" Anyway yesterday I saw a video about some aussie guy using birds outside his car window to pop bottlecaps off beers and he just kept saying "cheers mate" and I thought "Oh look I guess catnip is a bird huh who knew"

hjHKDFJKG BIRDS....were they magpies...I hear those are feisty birds

[slingbees]

Barry B Benson, the dude with the fake eye from pirates of the caribbean, and a live possum

I want Barry for my lab partner because I think he knows how to read

Trapped in an elevator for 10 hours with.... whichever one has a wooden eye (I literally. i know both their names but I don’t know which one is which) because that’s pretty much what’s left and if there was a possum stuck in the room for that long i think i would be very upset the entire time, and he for sure does not know how to read

and i’m pretty sure my mcdonalds employee trainer was a possum?

[definitelynotwanderer]

I just want to remind my fellow zero-effort fic writers @snaaaaaaakee, @douglasdaelquor, and @slingbees of what they enabled me to do.

[definitelynotwanderer]

Behold, my filtered tags list. I follow a grand total of 3 people, though only two of them have filtered tags. The first one I genuinely appreciate because they tag everything so I can actually filter stuff out.

The second one calls dice snacks.

[snaaaaaaakee]

i wanna see you do lokka

the ones for characters that arent mine are fun bc i have to just. make most of it up i guess

Full Name: Lokka ReniéGender and Sexuality: Cis Female, yesPronouns: She/herEthnicity/Species: Half Orc (real life equivalent is like. ffffrench of some skin tone that isnt green. usually when matt makes her in games he makes her brown colored but idk what race specifically?????)Birthplace and Birthdate: Last Wall, i also draw her being either in her 20′s or over 100Guilty Pleasures: all i can think of is that fuckin picture of celestia saying she needs strippers and cocaine, which is the wrong one of matts oc’s to apply that picture toPhobias: other peoples opinions of herWhat They Would Be Famous For: being the sickest bard and sexiest person in charge of a governmentWhat They Would Get Arrested For: historically, causing bar fights and stealing guns but we’re undoing that last oneOC You Ship Them With: Paizo’s oc Cayden Cailiean i forget how to spell his nameOC Most Likely To Murder Them: uhhhhhFavorite Movie/Book Genre: im trying really hard not to just write “romance” but i cant think of anything else off the top of my headLeast Favorite Movie/Book Cliche: idk adam just said “smell my finky” by accident when he was trying to say smell my finger and now im thinking about thatTalents and/or Powers: shes the queen of music, and plantsWhy Someone Might Love Them: shes one of the only genuinely helpful people in the party probablyWhy Someone Might Hate Them: made just as many stupid ass choices as the rest of us and cant hide itHow They Change: learns to open her mouth around other people moreWhy You Love Them: i like designing her outfits