I dreamt I was a moron...

Bee | 31 | he/him This blog is 18+

[slingbees]

Bee | he/him | 31 |💍 @regalbois

Hey, I’m Bee. I’m not very good at keeping up with music past or present, and my other media tastes are all over the place, but my main interests right now are Final Fantasy 14, Batman (various), and Bob's Burgers. Hobbies include showing people The Island of Dr. Moreau (1996) while insisting it's good and then getting yelled at because it isn't. This is just a personal blog, so nothing here is organized, but I tag pretty much everything for my own reference. If you need anything else tagged let me know.

Feel free to add me on discord if we’ve interacted before, I don’t mind.

I’m on NA and EU datacenters on FFXIV, just ask if you want to add one of my characters to your friend list.

Commissions

Art tag | blog

AO3 (mess)

Twitter | Bsky

Etsy

Batman sideblog | Burger sideblog | Simpsons sideblog

Movies

[fivetrench]

OH MY GOD

[setulose]

I'm also like begging every perisex person on here to remember intersex people exist. If you're talking about people with a specific sex characteristic please just say "people with [specific sex characteristic]". Nothing makes you look stupider than saying "afabs" when you mean "people with uteruses" or saying "men and pre-op transfems" when you mean "people with testes". There is already a vested social interest in oppressing intersex people please do not contribute to making them invisible.

[chateauofmymind]

have you ever suddenly + involuntarily lost consciousness

yes (fainted)

yes (head trauma)

yes (substance-induced)

yes (lack of oxygen)

yes (blood loss)

yes (multiple)

no

Remaining time: 5 days 8 hours

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Visit Original Link

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[kabber]

[captain0fcrows]

idk I just think the world should be a little kinder to disabled people

[memeuplift]

[mossspores]

life if comes fucks me

[fforsythiaaa]

Once when I was in undergrad, someone described something as “problematic” in class and our professor was like, “That’s cool, but ‘problematic’ doesn’t really mean anything. It means that the thing you’re describing has a problem, and in and of itself that’s not bad. Art, especially, should always have problems, or else it’s not interesting and not art, either. It sounds like you’re trying to say that this is bad, but you don’t want to say ‘bad.’ Is that right?”

So from then on whenever one of us called something problematic, he would make us talk it out until we could name the “bad” thing we were hinting at. In this particular class, 7/10 it was some type of oppression, and the remainder was like, “I’m uncomfortable because this is very new/confusing/pushing boundaries that made me feel safe.”

Once we stopped calling things “problematic” and stopping at that, class got way more interesting and... we all had to say, like, “that’s racist” or “that’s misogynistic” or “ew capitalism gross” out loud, which a lot of us had never done in a classroom before. Or we had to be like, “Uhhh... I’m not sure what’s so bad?” and confront our own beliefs and that was maybe even more useful.

Anyway. Whenever I see the word problematic, I can’t help but think of this professor being like, “Good starting point, now let’s get specific.” I think when we have to commit to saying “that’s ___” it requires a lot more careful thought about the truth and impact and complexities of whatever we’re claiming. Sometimes there really is some bullshit afoot, and also sometimes it’s art, and it should be full of problems, because that’s what art is.

[eightynineforever]

[hydrattan]

I was feeling agitated and artblocked yesterday so I decided to give my brain a rest by watching TV and then the next thing I knew these were in front of me

[phineas-and-ferb-heritage-posts]

phineas and ferb heritage post

[impishglee]

something i appreciate about this site is how often i see friends, mutuals and strangers salivating over the most Some Guy looking people i’ve ever seen. i think it’s actually good for your psyche to see people carnally desire people that you would not even think twice about. it’s good for the self esteem, a good reminder that for every random ass person on the world there is a subset of people that wants to do unspeakable things to them

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[orteil42]

given the current climate this pride especially i feel i must mention that i love my trans friends, i stand with trans people in the fight against transphobic legislation and those who would enforce it, and this blog is not a good place for you to be if you do not vibe with that

[slingbees]

my final act of love will have casualties

[foeofcolor]

Only day you can rb this

[foeofcolor]

This post is like a fucking rosetta stone I've had the same theme song tagged in at least 6 languages so far

[slingbees]

🫧 New info sheet - rules below!✨

Must have at least one reference image for OCs! Dollmaker images and stick figure example drawings allowed/encouraged for characters without a reference sheet.

I take payment up front. I automatically share my progress after a rough sketch before cleanup, and after completing the sketch before colors, but customers may request an update on my progress at any time and I’ll share a quick update and explain where I am in the process.

If desired, I can send an email of the file to the customer with the full, uncompressed piece.

Will Do:

shipping

suggestive

OCs (OCxCanon OK ✅)

anthros

maximum of 4 characters in a drawing

Won’t Do:

mecha

feral

RPF

full nudity

complicated backgrounds

complicated weapons/armor

Permissions:

Personal use only - owners of commissioned pieces may use their pieces as headers, icons, or print them on physical media (as long as they aren’t resold for profit.)

Customers with uncolored pieces may color their pieces and upload them with credit.

None of my art may be used in AI image generators or learning software.

I will upload my finished drawings to social media unless instructed otherwise - and customers may remain anonymous if desired.