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Black widow! Reader
Prologue Part 1 Part 2 part 3 part 4 part 5 part 6 part 7 part 8 part 9 part 10 part 11 part 12 part 13 part 14 part 15 part 16 part 17 part 18 part 19 part 20 part 21 part 22 part 23 part 24 part 25.1 part 25.2 part 26 part 27 part 28 part 29
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Post 1 prologue Part 1 part 2 part 3 part 4 part 5 part 6 part 7 part 8
bruce stares at clark across the table, hoping in vain that he’ll look away from them and pay attention to the meeting. instead he seems to be pointedly ignoring him to talk to the problem the new member, slowly twirling his curly hair around his finger, it’s starting to creep bruce out. the unwavering stare and slow blinking eyes like a relaxed cat basking, the flush reaching the tips of his ears, the damn giggling. the world’s strongest man is acting like a teen with his first crush.
“superman.” bruce clears his throat, hoping the kryptonian can hear the annoyed click in his jaw.
“hmm?…oh i don’t care about the budget changes for the tower.” clark finally tears his eyes away from the newcomer, his expression instantly becoming more focused.
“…we changed topics from budgets twenty minutes ago. we’re talking about the recent reports from the lantern corps.” annoyed didn’t quite cover how bruce felt, can one meeting go smoothly?
“oh, we can investigate whatever it is together, have you ever been flying?” clark quickly turns his attention back to the newcomer, looking genuinely exited to have something to do together, possibly alone.
bruce wants to slam his head on the meeting table when the other’s quickly react with loud complaints instead of focusing on a solution.
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you’re just washing the remnants of a potion spill off your hands when diana approaches you with a gentle smile on her face, two xiphos swords in hand. she leans against the doorframe and gestures towards you with the practice blades, eyeing the bottles covering the small round table behind you.
“you’ve been crafting a lot of things the past week, would you like to spar? the mind and body should be equally nurtured after all, no?” she smiles, the lines crinkling under her eyes in fondness as she speaks.
“well, i don't see any harm in-” you start to speak, only to be interrupted by Arthur quickly walking out of the backroom and dumping soggy plants on the clear part of the table.
“actually I'm helping dovahkiin test the alchemical properties of deep sea plants, they're very interested in learning about these and well, I'm the only one who can get them.”
His voice is a touch too friendly compared to how tightly he grips some deep colored vine looking plant, the Atlantian straightens up to be nearly as tall as Diana, you feel a bit awkward when they're suddenly staring each other down with tight smiles, caught in the middle of two royalty having a measuring contest on the fly.
“You people need Talos…” you mumble under your breath.
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J’onn stares up at you from your lap, in his true form as he lays his head on your thigh in relative silence. His expressions are so alien that you can't read them as you speak, he just stares.
‘- and so then you finish making the potion and you quickly take off your enchanting gear before drinking it and putting your gear back on, this causes the gear's enchantments to react differently with your Magicka and you can briefly make a stronger potion and repeat the process-”
You've been rambling for a while, talking about different things in your life while he uses your legs as a pillow, he's one of the hardest to read, you accidentally nearly set a hand on him and he pushes it away. But he's still listening to every word you say, his eyes locked on yours in Stony silence.
Batman walks in the common room and takes one good look at you two, and then promptly turns and leaves.
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Running the thief down isn't hard, they dodge pedestrians and leap over the dwemer automaton looking wagons as they try to flee with the purse clutched tightly in their hand, taking right turns in their attempt to escape you.
It doesn't take any more than a whirlwind sprint and a paralysis spell to put a stop to their crime, carefully picking up and dusting off the fabric as you turn and lazily step on the crook's leg as you start your search for the old lady.
Barry knows he could have caught them in half a second, had the purse back in the owners hands before they could blink, but there's just something about watching you on the hunt. He prefers watching from a distance for a bit as you relentlessly hound them down and take matters into your own hands, he starts to jog over to you once they're caught. He tries not to shiver in jealousy when you step on the crook.
“Heyyy dovahkiin! Good catch there! want me to run them to the police station for you?” He falls in step beside you, a big grin on his face as he looks you up and down as casually as he's able to.
“the guards will come and fetch them, won't they?”
your voice is a bit growly from having just used the thu’um, though the flash doesn't seem to mind it.
Barry nearly shivers in delight, looping his arm through yours as he starts walking faster. “Sure, sure. Hey let's go find this purses owner and maybe I'll get you out of armor for a drink or two. Whaddya say?”
“…. Flash it's middle of the day, and I have alcohol in my pocket at all times regardless I didn't need to buy any.”
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“Dovahkiin, you're looking nice today.”
Hal’s voice calls out as you walk out of your forge room, you don't feel nice, sweaty and grimy and covered in ash smears doesn't sound like looking nice, you feel gross.
“Hello lantern.” You reply curtly as you tug at your thin shirt, sometimes it's better to wait until winter to forge dragon bone.
“That's no way to greet your favorite guy, after everything we've done together?”
Regardless of your grossed out feelings Hal strides over and throws an arm around you and pulls you closer as he pulls you towards the hall, you feel like you're sticking to his flight suit.
“lantern, I need to bathe.”
“Alone?”
Batman, who had been hoping desperately to ignore the two of them, sighs loudly in disgust and stands to leave the room. Even more annoyed when he hears Hal snickering behind him.
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A/n: has anyone noticed how little media there is for Martian manhunter? They can't even settle on a design for him it seems
Reader doesn't drive and refuses to learn, preferring walking or fast travel. It gets kinda annoying on missions sometimes.
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The justice League thinks they're afraid of heights/flying because they're always tense or fidgeting something when in a plane or jet, in truth reader is more like a chicken held in the air flapping their wings. they've got dragon instincts telling them they need to move when in the air and it feels wrong.
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If they're a mage/alchemist they start adding modern flavoring to their potions so the justice League can stand them, imagine a cherry sorbet flavored healing potion or a mint flavored stamina potion.
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If reader is strictly game mechanics based they def occasionally do the plate trick and the flying bucket trick once in a while,
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Reader is aware most of the justice League is... Strange about them.
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Regardless of anything else, mage, sneak Archer, warrior, reader has muscles. Doesn't matter if they're sleeper build or big as Superman himself, there's no way you can do all that fighting and climbing without some strength to you.
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Circling back to the dragon instinct thing, reader is low-key a bit of a hoarder, the flash brings then something from a future timeline? Shove in their bag, wonder woman shows them a small statue from themyscira? Crouch and grab. Batarang chucked at them after they accidentally sneezed and lit a cape on fire? Take and enchant it. They want a hoard.
They can be yeeted into the DC verse by aedra, daedra, played too hard with magic, Isekai'd and just has the powers, doesn't matter.
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Batman doesn't trust you, magic, powers, a backstory and world unknown, it drives him nuts. He tolerates you because you're useful and he wants to find your weaknesses for a contingency plan but the most annoying part that's got him ripping his hair out of how... Fine everyone else is with you, if you could even call it just..."fine". He tries to ignore how creepy the others sometimes are.
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Superman has a much different opinion to the bat, he sees a fellow hero with a painfully familiar burden, the destined last of something. at first he latches onto your similarities because he thinks he can comfort you in some way, he sees you shouldering the burden of a world, carrying the weight of your strength, and slowly his motives twist into him needing your comfort. He drinks up your inherent loneliness, You're so similar in some ways that he loses sight of your differences, it's fine though, you're just so similar to him right?
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Wonder woman is somewhat normal about dovahkiin! reader, on the surface she's not clinging into you for shared tragedies and loneliness, she's got an entire island of women like her after all, no she starts falling head first when she watches you fight. She sees someone who's willing to do the unsavory part of hero work just like her, the fire in your eyes and feral snarl on their lips, there's something so... captivating about you when you're a bit bloody. it's mesmerizing.
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Aquaman isn't as intrigued with dovahkiin! reader as the others are, to be fair the mans running an entire kingdom so he doesn't spend as much time with you as the others get to. He thinks the water breathing spells and water walking boots are neat though, and he does enjoy reading the logs the others obsessively write about you, the little details they add put a smile on his face as he imagines your mannerisms and quirks the others find so endearing.
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The Martian manhunter is...Unsure how to feel about you, he's seen so much of you through your mind, the hardships overcome and hard battles fought, the softer more somber moments of reflection, that he feels he's more connected to you than anyone else he thinks you're magnetic, but at the same time he has moments of fear, the fire in your eyes and throat burns as brightly as his home once did. Your power scares him just as much as it pulls him in.
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Green lantern 100% started off getting friendly with you because it pissed Batman off, he loves that there's someone else around that drives the man batty (pun intended) the fact that you're surprisingly entertaining and muscular is just a bonus. And then... He starts to fold, you're just so headstrong that he honestly thinks you could wear a ring, he's thought about jokingly proposing with his right in front of Batman the bend will shout definitely convinces him that you should be a lantern.
The flash actually initially doesn't trust dovahkiin!reader, too many powers, too much time fuckery, you could be an atom bomb with a hairpin trigger. But you're so... Cool at the same time. What do you mean you can talk to dragons? You can make yourself immune to all poisons and toxins with a piece of jewelry you made? The novelty of it is what makes you grow on him, what turns his friendliness into a bit more is seeing your drive to make right, the extremes you'll take to fix a slight done to someone, you look even cooler when you whirlwind sprint through an intersection to catch someone, stop time to take down a villain. He doesn't realize how similar he and Superman are to how they see parts of themselves in dovahkiin!reader
