Aight Dover gang headcanons because people deserve to see this
Alice would so be the sorta of person to eat others left over food they didn’t eat
Like she would be like “are you done with that” then devour it
Richard is lowkey dumb and doesn’t get common knowledge but he’s good at lying so he just covers it up
Fr he’d be nodding along even though there’s not a single understanding of what we’re saying
But he’s hella smart in general though
Björn is incapable of making food
Like he’d so just make a fucking mess somehow
Beatrice likes the smell of fresh dirt
She also enjoys cloud watching I bet
Dorian would prolly just head up and leave outta the castle and lift logs n shit
Richard probably would look out the window and see Dorian carrying entire sheep nd shit
Alice and Dorian are silently competitive and would silently race each other or something
Stella eats so mf slow
I can just see it in her eyes that she’s a slow eater
But not that she eats slow, she just decides to carry on writing and takes massive pauses to write what is virtually the entire state of independence
Avis is a fucking idiot (we know that time they started a war because they didn’t understand how to deal with their gay emotions, just take a look at season 2)
Like genuinely, not even moving and just falls or sum shit
Avis also gulps down water so purposefully loud it’s ridiculous
They prolly purposefully chews loud in Stella’s ear to piss her off
Oh Avis prolly picks a feather out and then just sits with it in their mouth even though that’s like the equivalent of sitting with your hair in your mouth
Anne takes the smallest bites out of things
For no reason too












