#dp shitposts

[gohan420]

Growing up is realizing Vlad masters is either the world’s most incompetent rapist, or the world’s most dramatic cuck.

[ectokelpeigh]

>Danny becomes an astronaut

>Ghost sense goes off in space

>[“Moon’s haunted” tweet]

>Turns out space messes with Danny’s powers because [reason] and makes him set off his own ghost sense

>Coworker: "'Moon's haunted'? My brother in christ you are the one haunting it"

[spectacled-renegade]

What if like, Danny's jaw unhinges like a snake when he does his ghostly wail

[ghostly-shenanigans-in-progress]

Summing up my DP oc Ace’s previous life, importance and cause of death in one shitpost.

Also bc, this is the best reason I can give on why the GIW are a public known government agency in the show’s current timeline. And this guy/ghost exposed that agency’s shit like the Pentagon Papers, dude, for real.

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Danny Fenton is my favorite type of character because one day he'll witness his future self single-handedly end civilization and he recovers from the experience pretty quickly

but if he, idk, stubbed his toe or something a couple days later you know he'd whine "this is the worst day of my life!!!!" and limp around for three days

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What if Maddie corners Plasmius and is about to forreal kill him so he shouts, "Wait, Maddie! It's me!" and transforms back to his human form but it just motivates Maddie kill him harder

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Sometimes Danny gets bored on patrols and drops out of the sky (belly-up) towards a random person on the street. When he’s within earshot he yells “TRUST FALL!” and spreads his arms wide.

Then he:

a) slows his descent enough that the ‘target’ could possibly catch him.

or

b) keeps hurtling at them at full speed, then turns intangible at the last second so whether the person would have tried to catch him, they have no chance. He’d go straight through their arms. Maybe disappears through the ground too, or he hits the ground and makes a show of going SPLAT!, exploding into a puddle of goo.

In any case, if someone doesn’t even attempt to catch him he won’t scold them or get angry. He just crosses his arms and goes “wow :/“. If they do catch him (or at least try) he gives them a dollar of Ghost Zone money that’s absolutely useless anywhere in the human realm.

[ectokelpeigh]

This image but Danny is partially phased into the ground and Tucker is trying to yank him out