#dpm vr asks

[disneyprincemuke]

I love the small sneak peak of the trio rules you gave us!!! Can you tell more about it or is it all one big secret??? Also, is it coming soon??

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OH EM GEE I LOVE THIS QN i've been waiting for someone to ask!!!

since i'm setting up logan n rocky to be togetha4eva, i also wanted to explore their trio more also cuz i missed loscar!!

ANYWAY, HERE'S THE sTUFF I HAVE UPCOMING FOR THE LATER PART OF SEPTEMBER!! ALL THE TITLES ARE WIP

the low-cut top scheme

what started out as a high from getting free drinks has suddenly turned into a full-on nightly operation when they're in bars; oscar loves it, logan kinda hates it. until he's 2 cocktails and 4 shots in.

the bed sandwich

when the resident baby of the trio is sad, it feels like the world's going to end and they've finally figured out how to get her to sleep without crying at times like that

trio rule book v1-v?

what started out as a joke between the three of them after logan first got his license is suddenly scripture and 3 notebooks long

never getting laid

crying over men with heartbreak? she's only done it once — that logan knows of. what oscar knows? it's happened twice. but in her lifetime, there's an unexpected third time.

i think there's more but i cannot remember

[disneyprincemuke]

so obviously femdriver has seb and oscar has mark, so now i’m imagining jenson joking that he’s missing out and that he needs to get his own child, and who better to have as a grid child than logan? he just slides into logan’s dms one day, all “hey kid wyd” and poor logan is so confused why jenson button is talking to him

NO LMFAO THIS IS SO FUNNY

he would send a screenshot to the gc and be like "???" and femdriver would be just as confused cause he's only sent question marks and oscar would be like "oh hey jenson button!"

trust, in bahrain he is seen with logan cozying up like they've known each other forever and logan is visibly uncomfortable and weirded out because this established driver is talking to him with an arm around his shoulders

[disneyprincemuke]

femdriver learning a language just to fuck around with everyone, but she’d specifically choose one that no one would be able to understand at all, like if it’s arabic, she’s shocking everyone by talking to a newsreporter in fluent arabic in bahrain and the drivers have no idea if she’s shit talking them, or the car or whatever and they’d just be so concerned

femdriver, imo, isn't much of a language person and it probably takes her forever to learn it because she's forgetful... but

she does learn conversational japanese, to oscar's dismay, and is better at it than him and it drives him crazy because he's so proud of it but she just uses it as an opportunity to tell him that she's better at him in one thing and corrects him all the time

[disneyprincemuke]

barbie has a sphinx cat and named it baby but if rocky had a sphinx cat she would name it wet beef

u see… ur not wrong………. what if i gave rocky a sphynx cat right now and named it wet beef 🤨

[disneyprincemuke]

the dad and the son in law

mick 🤝 seb

femdriver

[disneyprincemuke]

hello! i’ve been looking for your fic that you’ve mentioned. would you mind linking it?

you’ve mentioned rocky and logan and u can’t seem to find it 😭

I'M GLAD YOU ASKEDDDDDD thank you for asking

rocky is my vr fem!driver, there's unfortunately a lot of fics of her and logan because i refuse to be normal about them

here's them in love in an au, and here's the big fic where they are supposed to end up together

[disneyprincemuke]

i just imagine femdriver texting mick “happy birthday 🥳” or something as a way to celebrate gunther’s departure (in code 🤫) but then max, our favorite clueless white boy, sees it and thinks it’s actually mick’s birthday and tweets something like “Happy Birthday Mick!! 😊😊” and everyone’s super confused and she has to try to explain to max that it’s not actually mick’s birthday she just didn’t want to outright say that she and mick hate gunther 💀

trust that femdriver hears the rumour from seb initially, and she's texting mick like 'i heard guenther's leaving' and mick is like 'no way, ur gna make me blush with this news' and she's like just trust me

and when news officially releases, she posts that story wishing mick a happy birthday and that a celebration is to be had and max posts his story and in the gc she's scolding him like what are you doing u idiot and max is asking her isn't it his birthday? and she's like no, we're celebrating something else, didn't u see the news?

max has seen the news, it just doesn't click in his head and at some point, she just stops answering and lets someone else try and explain it to him cryptically and eventually they also give up explaining it to him

it only hits him 3 days later at midnight as he's about to fall asleep... he grabs his phone and texts them 'i get it' and everyone's like k

[disneyprincemuke]

incorrect vr

seb: i want to show you a picture from last night that really upset me

femdriver: okay, but in my defense; george bet me 50 cents that i couldn’t drink all that shampoo

seb: that’s not what i wanted to—you drank shampoo?

femdriver: what? no.

femdriver: you’re the one farting bubbles.

i was scouraging my brain for more incorrects and thought this fit her way better.

TINE LMFAO THIS MADE ME HOLLER

femdriver would be so sick from all that shampoo with a tummy ache, and best believe george and logan have got videos of her drinking the shampoo and seb is just so so disappointed that she let them talk her into that