#dps incorrect quotes

[vinylfawn]

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"i asked chat gpt" well i asked todd anderson and he thinks you're a sweaty-toothed madman

[poetsdeadhonor]

[that-was-a-bit-stupid-of-you]

how on earth does he look like that. bro eats sunshine and rainbows for breakfast and the stars and moon for dinner like. he looks. soft and fluffy. bro looks like the concept of peace. dear lord im weak

[truly-nerdy]

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[crybabysunflower]

Todd Anderson:- The good news is my boyfriend is finally FREE! HUZZAH! The bad news is..there is no more boyfriend

[oddly-reclusive]

The Poets as things my friends have said

Todd: "let me live on Saturn's rings. I can disintegrate with it"

Neil: "sitting on a roof. Looking at the stars. It's a very gay thing to do"

Charlie: "you're so threatened because my ass is so fat"

Knox: "are we doing shapes or squares? Wait-"

Cameron: "stop trying to penetrate me"

Meeks: "thank you, asshole, now we have Nevada"

Pitts: "Jar Jar Binks is a republican"

Bonus from my teacher

Mr. Keating: *during the first lesson* "now you're dead. Now you're gone. No one can date you. No one can love you."

[fanqiees]

i signed up for the being obsessed with my roommate who i've known for two weeks competition, but i just heard that my opponent is neil perry so i'll probably drop out

[soyourethatanderson]

Knox : What are you in the mood for?

Charlie: World domination.

Knox: That's a bit ambitious.

Charlie: You are my world.

Knox: Aww...

Charlie:

Knox:

Charlie:

Knox *blushing violently*: OH.