S/O decided to test out a bunch on lip sticks, seeing if they will leave a mark or not. But! They decided to test it out on...the Sanses! So now the sans are getting kisses galore in various shades of color all over they're faces and skull, its to the point where they're more lipstick mark than skeleton lol!
"Hmm, maybe this one will work?" *smooch* "nope, maybe this one!" *mwah* "this ones one, definitely this one!" *kiss*
Hi! 👋
Also HOW DARE YOU RUIN MY SURPRISE!!!/j I’d been planning on a lipstick prank set for a few weeks now, so you can have the first group 😂
You pull the Lipstick Prank On Him (Part 1)
Killer
You actually managed to catch him by surprise!
It was early (for him) in the morning and you were doing your makeup while he sat half dozing off already. (It was a no coffee day)
He had expected to sit with his cats and snooze till you kicked him awake.
He had not expected to hear you yell from the bathroom: “Hey, babe? I need help blotting my lipstick!”
Blotting… he knew that one. With a heavy sigh and a pout, he heaved himself off the couch to bring you a paper towel. That would work right?
You grinned at him in the mirror as he handed you the paper towel with a suitably dramatic flourish, if only to hear you laugh.
“My hero.” You chuckled, but, instead of taking it, you grabbed his face and started pressing kisses all over his face.
Killer suddenly found himself very awake and very frozen under a sudden assault.
Error
It started with you asking if it was a good touch day
He should have said ‘no’. Probably should have asked more questions. Like ‘why?’. You were making him soft
You pulled out over a dozen lip products and said your friend needed them tested for smudge resistance
Not seeing how he factored into this, but in a generous mood, he agreed to help with whatever you needed
“Alright! Just fi-“ You shrieked in surprise as you flipped upside down, tangled up in strings before you could even finish your sentence.
You hung there in confusion as your boyfriend, face absolutely covered in kisses, reached out for your remaining test products. “We’re switching.”
“Huh?”
Brace yourself 🫡
Dust
Look, he was having a bad day and he wanted nothing more than cuddles and kisses.
He deserved it, he didn’t even kill anyone!
Most graciously, you were more than willing to give him his reward. Which was good, because he gets grumpy without his daily dose of affection
You stopped your wonderful assault rather suddenly, tensing up in his arms.
At first Dust’s mind went to ‘threat’, but your bright red face told another story.
“Sorry!” You squeaked, suddenly scrambling for the tissues on the other end of the room.
But Dust was way too comfortable to just let you go. You yelped as he firmly yanked you back by the waist with a grumble. “‘S wrong?”
Your face, if at all possible, managed to get redder. Should he worry about your blood pressure soon? It was a cute expression, but he didn’t need you passing out on him.
“I-I, uh,” you cleared your throat half heartedly, “forgot I was wearing lip gloss.”
Dust glanced down at your lips to see a smudged glittery substance on them.
Oh.
Bill
He knows what you’re doing. You know that he knows. And he knows that you know that he knows.
And you’re both just ignoring that and having fun with your little prank
The pink and red clashes with the yellow lining of his hoodie, and frankly makes him look ridiculous, but you doubt he cared
“I hope you know that this is staying on for a while, Toots.” Bill hummed, somehow flopping even deeper into your lap despite already being plastered to you.
“It better.” You chuckled, pressing a particularly dark shade against the edge of his eye socket. “My lips are gonna be so raw from all these products.”
You only received a content hum and a cheeky grin from your kiss-drunk skeleton in reply. The bright, glittery red you’d pressed to his teeth earlier had smudged horribly and you just knew at least half of the lipstick’s you’d used were going to stain.
error whenever he feels unsure or nervous about something he goes to hold your hand instinctively, maybe it’s because you known each other for so long that he knows you won’t do anything to hurt him whenever he does so.
you never once lied to him ever since meeting him or showed him a reason for him to be distrustful towards you despite his haphephoia, his relationship with you is all based on trust which is why he trusts you so much with his touch.
hiii, love your work, I’d love to see from your writing of the sans AUS (if you don’t feel like doing them all, just my favs error, cross, epic, killer, fresh, dust, ink, and geno).
Headcanons of their fem!s/o being a literal goddess, built like one, talks with an ethereal, beautiful but stern tone but has pure hearted intentions.
she loves travelling to different universes, exploring and learning about them as it’s something she dearly enjoys.
and then her children looks like silly animal creatures: just search up ANITEEZ because tumblr won’t allow me to send pictures for some reason, even if I’m not anonymous. (They are so FUCKING ADORABLE).
they lowk just make weird squeaky noises and even animal noises they’re assigned too. Their ages are like toddler ages, they always follow their mum wherever she goes and sometimes cause trouble because they are troublemakers when they see new places but are immediately in line once their mum reminds them to behave.
so it’s literally just a literal goddess baddie mother with her 2ft animal kids that have a mindset and ages of toddlers.
she loves them all dearly and treats them well, yes yes they are her kids and will always be her babies, if you tell her otherwise she’ll be upset and mad at you.
what’s that? who’s the father? s/o is the mother and father of her silly children.
and oh yeah, her kids are non negotiable when it comes to relationship, yes you may give her the best date or give her the best night by taking her somewhere nice and she loved it so much but if any of the sanses (looking at the bad sanses) feel any sort of negative way at her kids, she will cut off the romantic path and possibly friendship if this keeps up. Her kids are her number 1 priority, you can follow her, stalk her, chase her down, she doesn’t care unless it invloved her kids then it’s big problems, she does NOT PLAY about her kids.
Hi! 👋
Thank you! I don’t know much about Epic yet, but I did the rest of them!
Error
He pretends he doesn’t like your little ‘rugrats’, like he’s not sneaking them chocolate and ignoring when they steal the dolls he’s made specifically with them in mind
He’s neither good nor bad with your children. He’s not the peak of emotional intelligence, but he does have child-care-muscle-memory
Honestly, you kind of confuse him. He has this massive puppy crush on you, but you’re pure hearted intentions annoy him sooo much
If anything, having a bunch of toddlers might make it easier to deal with his emotional outbursts. You have experience
Cross
There are tiny children climbing all over him and he is frozen like a statue. They’re so fragile and cute and he doesn’t know what to do with himself
Be careful, he has no defense against the puppy dog eyes. Your kids will be gorged on chocolate by the time you come back
As for you, he’s kind of caught between tripping over himself because pretty lady and turning full palace guard mode
Killer
Uhhhhhh, you might not be getting some of those kids back
Cute baby animal toddlers? Yoink
Is he a little jealous of the attention they get? Yeeeaaah. But he’s not resentful. Just whiny. He can’t be mad at those cute little faces!
Honestly you often look back and just find a skeleton sitting amongst your usual parade with a goofy smile.
Fresh
Your children confuse him for a hot minute, cause it doesn’t quite click that they’re babies, but once that registers he’s fairly calm around them.
He doesn’t do much other than just watch your kids with a smile on his face. He’s not exactly the helicopter parent type. But he thinks they’re cute and pretty charming.
He does get a little confused by why you’ve let them out of the nest so early, but figures you must just be that strong if you’re okay with them being out in the open with you.
Dust
Not a fan of children, but these fluffy little things are easier to deal with then most kiddos
He does not babysit, but he doesn’t mind their existence. He mostly operates as the nap time cuddle buddy
He tries to be gentle with your kids, for you.
You, on the other hand, he treats like an angel who should not be as pure as they are. He can’t understand how someone who’s lived so long can be so good.
Ink
He’s barely taller than your babies and it’s hilarious
One look at your menagerie and he’s pulling out the step-parenting self help books. He loves kids
And you can’t seem to shake his cheerful, puppy dog eyes, no matter what you try. He’s crushing so. unbelievably. hard.
He’s not quite stalking you, but only by technicality. You’re easy to find and he does usually find an acceptable excuse for seeking you out.
Geno
He’s verbally a little mean (though never full-heartedly) to your kids, so if that’s a no go, you probably won’t like him
That being said, he also has had a mountain of sentient stuffed animals piled on and around him while he watches one of him more kid friendly dramas
Your kids aren’t human, so that helps with his Frisk/Chara trauma. And your baby’s are very well behaved (due to your excellent parenting of course) so he warms up to them pretty fast
He has little to no opinion on you really, except those rare crush moments where he goes ‘yeah that’s definitely a goddess’. If anything, he just finds you peaceful company compared to the usual suspects that torment him.
CW: Stockholm Syndrome, Kidnapping(?), Obsession, Mentally ill man idk what else to tell you lol, low-key got kinda lazy at the end.
Reminder that this is MY version of Error.
MASTERLIST
The skeleton could feel a shiver run down his spine. No doubt another glitch... The Anti-void would usually be a place of solitude for the destroyer. But not this time.
He couldn't deny the fact that he was a tad bit curious about this specimen. She was soft, fleshy. Something he very clearly wasn't. How did a human get into this place? He has little patience to actually debate that with himself. Even though that should probably be his first priority...
He had caught her before she could get a single word in. Being so long without a human contact, he was left staring at her face. Her lips were the glossy, probably make-up. Or the sweat? Who knows... Her eyes, although closed, looked almost dreamy. Her face was soft, Error guesses. Oblivious to the fact that he's currently acting like a weirdo.
It's only when the girl's eyes flutter open. Only then does his smile appear on his face. He can't mask his chuckle as she immediately yelps upon seeing him looming over her. The chuckle is wrong... All jagged and glitchy. He was like a broken program, who stopped functioning a long time ago.
The first words he said to you almost gave you a whiplash.
"Good night, doll!" He casually piped up, shuffling away from you, he grinned even wider when he realized his mistake. Shaking his head, he leaned in closer to you. "H-He-hehe," he glitched again, his head twisting to an impossible angle, before snapping back just as fast. "I meant good morning!"
With a twirl of his skeletal finger, you were now hoisted upright by him. He stood up not long after... The smile on his face almost painted on. If the fact that he was standing over you moments before didn't unsettle you... This certainly did. He was weird... He looked like a skeleton. But unlike the skeletons from the TV, this one is exponentially different.
The man has black bone tissue and he was quite short in stature. Shorter than you... Though he didn't seem all that bothered by it. The inside of his eye sockets was somehow red, and he had something similar to pupils. One dilated with two colors, yellow and dark blue... And the other was smaller, having only white as a color. It gave him a sort of unhinged look... Which doubled when your eyes landed on his yellow teeth, curled into an almost permanent smile. Well, you assumed it was permanent. He hadn't stopped smiling even once so far.
Getting out of your daze, you shook your head. Brows furrowing in both confusion and fear. He was toying with you like you're his doll. "W-Who are you?" You cursed yourself internally for stuttering. How embarrassing. Clearing your throat to get rid of your awkwardness when he chuckled, you continued. "And where am I?!"
"Nowhere and everywhere!" Error nonsensically responded to your latter question... Still grinning, as his blue strings slightly tightened their hold on you. At first sight, he doesn't really look all that threatening... But his actions speak otherwise.
His speech was awful. The glitching and redialing in his voice was getting a little more frequent, even when he didn't look any more different...
"What does that even mean-?" Your sentence got cut off by Error, who pointed at you. "It's an endless space!" He was being so unhelpful... But looking around the place some more, it was borderline worrying to see a never-ending white before you. "...Stop fucking with me... Who are you?"
"Error!" Based on your conversation so far, you didn't expect to have him answer you so fast like that... This really is the conversation of a lifetime. You internally repeated his name in your head, mulling over the letters... Error, Error, Error... That's definitely a name that would fit a man like him.
"And you are in my home! Which makes you my guest, no?" Where did he suddenly came to that conclusion? You wish that you could deny him, but you that was nearly an impossible task, when he started dragging you with him by his strings. "I'm something of an artist myself, you see?"
He was just blabbering at this point. This guy looks mentally ill... Not in a good way either. "And based on my artistic knowledge... you look like a very pretty dolly." A pinkish hue spread across your cheeks from his sudden compliment, but you couldn't even process it properly. Letting out a surprised yelp, you got thrust into a beanbag. And even as you sat, the strings didn't let up... They only acted as a seat belt, to keep you there.
He let out a series of glitchy, distorted chuckles once more, as he sat on a swing made from his strings on the whim. "We're gonna have so much fun!"
One hundred and forty two days...
That's how long you've been in the Anti-void. Call it Stockholm Syndrome, but the more time you spend in Error's possession, the more you started getting closer to him on a deeper, more fundamental level. You've noticed way more about him now... Like the fact that his 'nose' looks like an upside down heart. A cute fact, that you'll take to your grave.
His glitches subsided near you over time. They still happened, but you were pretty much used to them now. Error was pretty bizarre too... Like generally. One day, when he was off to take care of something, he bought back a duck. A rubber duck. You still don't know the purpose of that. Or that other time where he asked you what you think about 'the voices'.... This guy is definitely not ok at all.
Error, without your knowledge, genuinely liked having you around. Though the guy would never admit that. You were like the dolls from yarn that he likes to crochet... Except way prettier. And you smell better too. But he knew it was fate the very first moment that you fell through to his home.
Who cares about the logistics when he's head over heels?
An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works
Chapters: 20/?
Fandom: Undertale (Video Game)
Rating: Teen And Up Audiences
Warnings: Graphic Depictions Of Violence
Relationships: Sans (Undertale)/Reader, Error/reader
Characters: Error (Errortale), Reader, Ink (Inktale), Undyne (Undertale)
Additional Tags: Slow Romance, Eventual Romance, Eventual Happy Ending, Kidnapping, Hurt/Comfort, Slow Burn, for reader, Error on the other hand, needs a fire extinguisher, Alternate Universe - Soulmates, Soulmate-Identifying Marks, Romantic Soulmates, Error Sans (Undertale), Forced God of Destruction Error Sans (Undertale), Error Sans Needs a Hug (Undertale), so does reader, Protective Error Sans (Undertale), Error Sans Has Issues (Undertale), _____tale Sans | Ink (Undertale), _____tale Sans | Ink Being a Little Shit (Undertale), Other Additional Tags to Be Added, Undyne (Undertale) is a Good Friend, Outcode Undyne, Death Threats, Papyrus showed up somehow, Papyrus is the Best (Undertale), Sans is Bad at Feelings (Undertale), and puts his foot in his mouth
Series: Part 1 of Soulmate Au
Summary:
Despite what he told the rest of the multiverse, what he had tried to tell himself, Error wasn’t nearly as against Soulmates as he pretended to be. You were perfect, his Star, only his. And he was finally ready to meet you.
gender neutral reader, error still has his hapephobia but is experimenting with new things, fluff, mutual pining, requested
words: 1,479
It's a bit of a boring day. The sun's shining, a gentle breeze blows through the air outside before making its way through an open window. You lean back against your couch as you stare at the TV, blinking lazily before hopping up to go and raid your kitchen for some snacks. You walk over to the kitchen table to rummage through a bag there, fairly distracted as white pixels begin to manifest behind you.
Lifting the bag up a bit, you jolt as soon as you feel various blue strings wrap around your body from behind; yanking you into the Anti-Void once more. You deadpan as soon as you realize who's behind this, shaking your head with amusement and making sure you don't drop the bag as the strings soon put you down.
"Y'know, you could've just asked me if I wanted to come over and I would've said yes." You smile, walking over and leaning over Error's beanbag chair to look into his differently colored eyelights once he glances up at you.
"That's boring. I like to keep things original." He shrugs, before patting the spot beside himself. "Hurry up and sit down, the show's about to start."
You happily sit in a beanbag beside him, sitting your bag of snacks between you so he can grab some as well.
"Awww, you brought me here just to watch your favorite Universes..I'm flattered, Error." You tease, grinning when his cheeks lightly flush in response and he turns his face away from you.
"Oh, whatever.. just be grateful I didn't keep you upside down." He huffs, before glancing curiously over at the bag you brought with you and looking inside of it.
"I am grateful for that, at least. Oh, uh, you can have anything you'd like, I don't mind. I've got plenty for both of us, and I know you have a sweet tooth..soo I'm sure there's something you'll like." You point finger guns at him, before diverting your attention to the screen for a moment. He hums in acknowledgement, rummaging through it to find anything of interest. After a bit of searching, he pauses before lifting up a small red box.
"What's this?" He points to it, leaving his finger against the cover. You squint your eyes for a second, before perking up a little.
"Oh! Those are Pocky sticks, they're like biscuits- the cookie kind- covered in chocolate. They're really good- they also come in different flavors. I think I saw strawberry once." You think back for a moment as he opens the box, fidgeting with the wrapper around the sticks. "Tell me what you think."
He opens his mouth, and for a brief moment you can see multiple blue tongues threatening to poke out before he takes a bite. You pause a second, feeling your face lightly darken before you shake your head to snap out of it. Pausing a second to contemplate, he gives a nod of approval before tipping the box your way so you can take one as well. You reach forwards, happily taking a bite as the show begins in the background.
"You know there's actually a game themed around these? It's kinda silly." You look down at the current stick you have in your hand as he glances over, tilting his head in curiosity and lightly pushing up his glasses.
"How's it work?"
"Well- it's something more suited for intimate couples. I don't know if you'd want to do something like that, but..it's essentially a game of chicken. One person puts a stick in their mouth, and the other person bites from the other end. They keep going until either one person pulls away, or they kiss." You place a stick in your mouth to demonstrate as you speak, gesturing your hand like a mouth before putting it down and continuing to eat the stick until it's gone.
He hums in acknowledgement, pausing for a second to contemplate something. He trails one hand over the other, fidgeting as he falls into deep thought. A blush crosses his face, causing his skull to burst with color.
"It's not something we have to do or anything, I was just telling you about it-" You wave your hands around quickly, before he turns to you.
"I-I-I want.. to try." He looks at you with a serious expression, his blush dying down a little bit and leaving the faintest trace behind. Your eyes briefly widen in surprise, and you inhale.
"Are you sure? Do you really? You don't have to push it if you don't want to." You insist, looking between his face and the box.
"I- ..I know. There's still plenty of chances to back out, and..it's something I want to try. If I can't handle it, then I'll know. If I can, then..well, we'll see how that goes." He turns the volume of the display in front of him down, placing the bag aside so there isn't anything between you. You can feel your heart race a mile a minute at the mere idea, watching as he takes another stick from the box and gingerly presses the opposite end of it past your lips so you can hold it in place. Oh man, this is indeed happening-
Keep your breath steady.. just stay calm. Oh, but it's hard to stay calm when there's a possible chance you both could kiss! From the looks of it, he's a little nervous too..but it's worth a try.
He takes the first bite. It's small, nothing too crazy but it does bring you both a little closer. He scoots forwards a little bit, before taking another. The stick slightly wobbles a bit in your mouth, but not enough to be noticeable.
With determined browbones, he takes another and slowly continues until he's finally moved past the middle. Now mere inches away from you. He pauses for a second to look over your face, feeling his own growing hot again. You make sure to give him a look of reassurance as you try to steady your rapidly beating heart.
He knows he can bail at any time, something he appreciates. Though he also doesn't want to lose this little game you have going. And so he makes his decision.
With a quick breath that he doesn't truly need, he slowly closes the gap between you both. The remaining pieces break off from one another as you briefly kiss, before he quickly pulls away. You both pause for a second to swallow and you take a moment to study his expression. ..No error messages..no glitches.
"..How do you feel?"
"..I think..I think I liked that." He raises a hand to his mouth, feeling his soul pounding within his chest. "I'm..I'm willing to try again, that time was a little short. Just to know for sure."
"Oh- Okay, yeah." You sit up a little bit, resting your hands in your lap. He places another stick in your mouth, and the process repeats. Only, you notice he moves a little quicker this time. Less hesitation than he'd had before.
Once he finally reaches the end, he closes the gap again. Only this time, he stays there a bit longer.. leaning into you. You feel your face beginning to burn, slowly closing your eyes to return the feeling. The kiss is slow, gentle. Warmth flows between the two of you as you stay in place, savoring the feeling of each other before you both pull away.
"So..how do you feel now?" You watch as his eyelights lightly tremble, hazy after the kiss. He looks a bit dazed for a second, before snapping out of it and leaning back so there's a short distance between you again.
Burying his flushed skull in his scarf, he mutters: "I liked it."
You smile at that, moving to face the screen again. Feeling satisfied by the experience.
"I-I-It's still something I have to get used to, but.. I don't think I'd mind trying again sometime." He glances over at you briefly, meeting your loving eyes before looking back at the screen. "You don't have to be so smug about it-"
"I'm not. I'm happy you were comfortable doing that with me. It's a new experience..I'm glad we could both enjoy it." You smile warmly, replaying it over and over in your mind as you stare at the screen. Your staring is briefly interrupted when a small plush dangles down of the skeleton beside you, its little face being gently pressed against your own before dropping into your lap. You gladly pick it up, hugging it tightly as the skeleton beside you huffs in amusement.
The rest of the day plays out like it usually does, the two of you watching your favorite things together until you both fall asleep beside one another.
