#dr maple

[mapleshrub]

anomalously joyful dr maple and anomalously joyful scp 999. serotonins going crazy in the site today

[faceless-ones-scp]

from left to right: maple, blackbox, and roadkill hart!

[eldritch-muppetshow]

dr. maple once dyed his hair green to celebrate the arrival of spring. it backfired horribly when his fellow researchers wouldn’t stop calling him weed man for the rest of the month.

[mapleshrub]

ever since an incident regarding a rather wild night with scp-294, very unwise dares, and far too many 'cups of joy', dr maple managed to entirely fry his endocrine system in the span of a couple hours, causing a severe excess of serotonin and dopamine to course through his system at all times. in short: he cannot feel anything but joy. god's cheeriest researcher.

this is great for cognitohazard anomalies that impact mood, but... not-so-great in social situations. ...maybe it's best to save that serious chat for another researcher if you want total sincerity.

(yes, this is a repost from my main blog! i just wanted to make another to dedicate to scp and maple himself)

[mapleshrub]

my shayla is back. dr maple!!!!! sorry i took a hiatus bc i lost stamina w/ my scp interest … i might be back Periodically. Anyway here is my happy happy boy

[mapleshrub]

pondering the things that make him happy.

the number of 'cups of joy' are concerning, maple.

(please throw questions at him i need to pass the time with doodles)

[mapleshrub]

hey, look. maple’s with 2/4 of his other colleagues! wanted to doodle maple & flint after i published a tale featuring them, but mesnier snuck in too. i have plans for mesnier regardless

[mapleshrub]

rose-tinted nostalgia - without maple's current predicament, he would absolutely not have favoured the countless times desperately scrubbing dirt out from underneath his nails post-excavation.

trust me, the dust gets *everywhere*.