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[maestroinheaven]

who in SBR is knocking you off the bed in their sleep? even if they give you the Kars treatment, if you do it back, none of them are happy (Pocoloco is so chill though he really would be like “Do we need to talk about something”)

<𝟑 .ᐟ Motionless, eerily peaceful

So, uh. Not to be a dick but Johnny… for most of the series Johnny canonically can’t—

But in seriousness I do think he’s a pretty immobile sleeper. He may have been a thrasher as a child, but his father chided him out of it. More likely to cling to you so you can’t get out even if you want to, sleeping solid as a rock. Please cling back to him.

Pocoloco sleeps like a cat, occasionally stretching and maneuvering himself to maximize comfort, but he doesn’t really kick or splay his arms out. He might nudge you a little as he moves, but if it bothers you, he may scoot a tiny bit further from you to make sure he doesn’t hurt you. Or, if you prefer (and really he prefers this too) you can cuddle and he moves much less.

Gyro I don’t think sends you flying the way Diego or Sandman would, but he might accidentally leave a bruise. He may make an effort to consciously tangle your legs so he doesn’t accidentally fling his foot out (especially on the trail, when he’s wearing boots even in his sleep some days. Mutters about how you should just snuggle him so he doesn’t do it.

Sandman is 50/50. He’s constantly in motion, and if he nudges you, there’s a chance it’s nothing and there’s a chance you’re rolling three feet to the side and potentially off the bed. It’s not antagonistic, but he also isn’t too much of a cuddler when he sleeps and so it’s probably better to be a little apart. Has no qualms about holding hands during sleep though or looping pinkies.

Diego is also 50/50. Only where Sandman has two modes, Diego’s only mode is sending you rolling and crashing off the bed unless he’s got you pinned in his arms or there’s a two foot gap between the two of you. You have absolutely snapped at him and threatened to drug him so he sleeps more soundly, only for him to threaten the same so you can’t squirm when crushed against his chest.

Hot Pants sends you into orbit if you give her the chance, but it’s rare. Following bad dreams she’ll leave a fist sized bruise on your ribs or calf or wake you as you fall off the bed with a soft thump. In the morning she feels just a hair guilty, but doesn’t say so. She instead, similar to Gyro, suggests that you tangle legs together, that or sleep further apart. Really hopes you don’t do the latter but can’t say it.

<𝟑 .ᐟ Active threat to sleep with them

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[maestroinheaven]

ever heard an assassin sing? rapidfire La Squadra karaoke HCs for sleepover event! :)

(the promps will close tonight!)

<𝟑 .ᐟ Couldn’t drag them on a stage even if you were stronger than them

Risotto does not sing. Nope, he doesn’t, don’t give him that look. Refuses to even look at the microphone when you attempt to hand it to him. He has an image, damn it and even speaking too much drains him. At least, until everyone has either fallen asleep or gotten distracted: sings softly, perhaps just for you, in bass tones that are just pleasant enough.

Once you make him get over the weirdness of how karaoke is spelled (why do the English get to import words? Tch) every time, Ghiaccio will sit and sullenly tap his foot in the corner. He doesn’t play game unless it’s an old Italian song, maybe from a movie that he likes. Fine voice, would be better if he wasn’t annoyed while he sang, but would hum along with you if you were up to bat. Just don’t let the others onto the fact he does.

Illuso’s, funnily enough, probably going to be one of the more shy ones. For all the shit he gives Formaggio, the idea of messing up a lyric makes him freeze up. Probably does one or two songs he knows extremely well, acting like he sang an opera afterwards. Karaoke stresses him to a degree but if you’re with him he might relax a bit.

Pesci too is a little insecure about heading up to the mike, just because he doesn’t think of himself as a suave man. But it doesn’t get in the way too much, especially if there’s a song in the lineup he really likes. Not a bad voice, just not one he puts effort into training and if anyone is too much of a dick Prosciutto puts them in their place.

And even if he won’t admit it, Prosciutto is the karaoke king. I firmly believe he has the best singing voice in La Squadra. He doesn’t go up to bat a ton, maybe just one song a night, but everyone is damn quiet for it. I could see him doing it especially if Pesci is getting too much in his head about it. Would sing a duet with you to get it out of your system but prefers it in private so his comrades don’t gawk.

Do not let Formaggio near the mike after a drink. He won’t let go of it, frankly, and barely follows the prompter half the time in his cackling tenor. Sober he’s a bit more composed, is a bit hyper aware of what songs he’s picking so he doesn’t come off as even more pathetic than someone like Illuso thinks he is. Knows all the fighting songs for soccer though, so he shines better there.

Melone is probably the most into it, not because I think he adores karaoke but because it’s a good expression of energy and he likes getting the information on his comrades from the sessions. Whispery, crooning voice that he could put into use if he wasn’t so data driven, and has absolutely dragged Ghiaccio up to duet with him, the latter sputtering.

<𝟑 .ᐟ Has a membership card to a specific club with too many points on it

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[maestroinheaven]

I hope this goes along with the sleepover if not just iiggnore loool :') oookk hear me out LA Squadra who is more likely to date(or more so tolerate) a s/o with adhd. XD

I mean a partner bouncing off the walls and bouncing off their bal- ...im sorry... I shall see myself out now...

HAHA tbh I think all of them could handle it :p it’s all about how you interact with em specifically buuuut (also im grabbing you by the scruff yr not leaving, i would so do a La Squadra libido post)

<𝟑 .ᐟThey probably have ADHD too don’t worry

You and Pesci are just the same, so it’s a miracle anything gets done. Similar to Formaggio, you’re cutting each other off and darting back and forth between places of interest, glancing back at each other in a panic and hoping you’re not forgetting something. He may suggest figuring out a mutual system: he doesn’t want to be a burden, or have you feel you may be one either.

Formaggio is able to match your energy levels the closest, though still bemused at any ways in which you surpass him. He doesn’t fixate on anything, but I could see him as more inattentive type: you may each be cutting each other off and then forgetting the topic of conversation you each started on. Laugh about it with him: lots of other stuff to take seriously, by any means.

If you’re bouncing off the walls, Melone joins you briefly before settling back down and observing you lovingly. One of the more energetic of the bunch, and he has endless patience from dealing with…. Kids. He could easily find some treatment plan if you were interested, but if not, he’ll listen to your rambles and remind you of anything that slips your mind. Admittedly, he may enjoy you relying on him a little too much sometimes.

Risotto is the epitome of patience, but it’s a patience that relies on (at the very least) your attempt to follow his instructions. As long as things are done, he doesn’t mind any shortcuts or diversions. Lets you bounce around and exhaust yourself, looking at you plainly while you detail for the fifteenth time your current fixation. He could get a little irritable having to remind you of things on occasion but it’s more symptomatic of how stressed he is rather than you bothering him.

Oddly Prosciutto can tolerate it well. He’s used to Pesci’s drabble and distractibility so he may take a more “focus dammit” approach, but it’s well intended. As long as it’s not during a mission too, he can sit and listen to you talk for as long as you want about a fixation or subject on your mind. Looks at you kind of intensely during, but his silent hope is his focus on you will help you do the same. During a mission, especially if you tease him, he shuts it down ASAP.

Illuso isn’t the best at handling it, just because he’s a bit self centered so he struggles to deal when you can’t acquiesce to what he’s asking. Less so that he hates your energy. Especially on the job, if you mix that with some sadism, he’s right there with you. But in your off time he’ll let you exhaust yourself and all but ignore you. Maybe this time you’ll learn (you won’t) but regardless he will sigh and drag you to bed after a while.

Ghiaccio admittedly doesn’t handle it well, I’m afraid. Not that behaviors like forgetting things or distractibility are unique to you, he’s dealt with the others— not the best, but unless it becomes an issue on a mission he just “tch”s and rolls his eyes. But if you are the type to dance around difficult or time consuming tasks, he does them himself and snaps at you for delaying them. Decent listener though when you wanna talk about a fixation.

<𝟑 .ᐟ Needs to get out of their own damn head about it

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[maestroinheaven]

Wait omg can i get the la squadra version of that one??? Or is that too much i hope im not sending too many requests!

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not at all! I have one more immediate one and then a friend sent in 3 so i will make a few quick posts :)

<𝟑 .ᐟ Sleep Conversationalist

Formaggio snores like a motherfucker. He doesn’t speak at all, not coherently, but he genuinely could use some sleep apnea treatment. The cause of several arguments, only for you to record him for proof and those times he’s almost dead silent. Has trapped you with his arm in place for a loud, sleepless night. Refuses to say it’s on purpose. But if it’s clear he’s having a nightmares terror it’s better to be his teddy bear.

I can’t get past the idea of Pesci kind of snuffling like a puppy in his sleep (blaming it on the folds of flesh around his chin and twice broken nose). He will make out some sentences where half the words are audible, often “Prosciutto”, “Risotto”, your name, and snores just a hair. It’s nowhere near as unbearable as Formaggio though and he apologizes. Actually does look into sleep apnea stuff at your and Prosciutto’s suggestion and happily snuggles you, much quieter, when you rest after.

Prosciutto can and does make out full sentences in his sleep. “Formaggio, if you do that again I’ll cut your dick off.” When you’re standing in the doorway with a cup of water or tea, mouth agape. He doesn’t remember what Formaggio did in his dream. But he doesn’t snore, at least not horrifically; despite his smoking habit, Pesci really does hate the smell so the repercussions aren’t as bad as they could be, for his lungs. Nightmares make him seize and pant a little, speaking through gritted teeth. You have to be extra careful retrieving him from them.

Perhaps he really just needs his beauty sleep. Ghiaccio has likely gotten out whatever it is that has bothered him during the day— and there’s a lot that can do that to him— and he’s only saying your name, targets’ names, and occasionally a curse or two, nose twitching, no snores. Rarely gets nightmares either, his arm slung across your chest. He’ll remember things in the morning, and barks at you to shut up when you laugh about Illuso eating the cookie version of him in a weird dream.

Melone has a soft snore and a murmur, never loud enough to rouse you but enough that if you’re awake and he isn’t (extremely rare occasion) you have to look over and make sure he wasn’t talking to you. Dreamy look on his face when he’s asleep. He sounds almost like a white noise machine, so he’s actually very pleasant to sleep next to even just platonically. Rarely thrashes or moves. It’s kind of annoying how easy he is to sleep with.

Deathly quiet during the day, perhaps that’s why the leader of the team, Risotto, lets out just a little bit at night. Doesn’t snore, but can occasionally let out a command so clearly that you jump. “Don’t sit there.” Where? On your bed? He won’t reply. Nightmares make him seize, trembling, wheezing breaths that you have to carefully ride out and wake him from. When you ask, if he remembers (it’s 50/50), he’ll explain softly, in his trademark sparse manner.

It’s expected that Risotto would be the quietest, but I’d posit it’s Illuso. He yammers all day, so that when it’s time to go to bed, he’s mostly gotten it out of his system. Mouths things in his sleep, maybe murmurs them. Light snorer, especially when his allergies act up in the fall and spring. He will deny it to hell and back, but if he’s having nightmares, hold him until the whimpering stops.

<𝟑 .ᐟ DEAD Silent

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[maestroinheaven]

Green dolphin inmate crew x the most playful/teasing during sex! An idea I’ve been thinking abt for a while then I saw ur event lol

aaaaaa i love these guys i could do SO MUCH W THEM TBH

*nsfw warning

<𝟑 .ᐟ Serious as the grave, unless you prefer otherwise

Weather can be playful, especially with his memories back, but he likes to be reverent with your body. Gentle. Adoring. These actions are reserved for you, and he prioritizes your pleasure above all else. Though he isn’t above kissing all around your inner thighs before going in for the kill, so to speak. Firmly holds you in place for himself, his to please, to worship, and he’ll be damned before you think he isn’t taking you seriously.

FF is completely new to this even when Atroe’s body keeps the score. You need to be equally gentle with each other, letting her laugh at the strange parts, but also blush when she’s confused. She isn’t teasing per se, rather, curious, and observes every interaction, every inch of your pleasure. She holds you with the hesitance of the virgin she is, but she’s quite the fast learner. Don’t patronize her, if you’ve gotten this far.

He doesn’t do this with just ANYONE. Anasui is a tease purely for you, arms wrapped around you from behind as they pinch each soft, sensitive part of your body, those that he knows make you unravel in an instant. Meanly precise. Too much so. Bites into your shoulder and neck, sucking cute little marks in and humming about how much prettier you look when you’re his. That could mean anything though, and your heart flutters when he pushes his hand in your underwear.

Though she can come off as goading outside the bedroom, Hermes can be oddly serious when she lays you down sometimes. Not opposed to making a wisecrack at your expense, or keeping you teetering on the edge of your orgasm for what feels like years— but prefers to whisper softly in your ear, as her hand dips between your thighs, kissing along your neck. If you play along, all the better. She wants you to enjoy this, and your moans and breathy words keep her going.

Jolyne isn’t goofy, but she won’t be perturbed by hiccups the way I’d say Weather (especially w/o memories) would be. Laughs into your mouth as she kisses you, pressing you back, grabbing your thighs to pull you closer to her and tracing nonsense patterns alongside them. She’s still analytic. Green eyes following your every twitch, she would dare you to chase your own pleasure by her hands, making you crave her, beg her to continue.

<𝟑 .ᐟ Sex is only as fun as you make it, give them a chance to show you

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[maestroinheaven]

Hiya! Ask for the sleepover event. Diavolo's Royal Guard(aka Unita Speciale) + Most likely to get famous on Tumblr and for what(modern AU)

BWAHAHAHA this is really funny to me sorry Ive been on this godforsaken site since 2014 and i still dont know how to use it

<𝟑 .ᐟ Over 10k Followers (do you really want that tho?)

Cioccolata and Secco are the most famous because Cioccolata let Secco have the account password and Secco posts about their weird relationship any chance he gets. He reblogs a lot more than he actually posts, but Cioccolata is the one who makes actual posts where he’s way too casual about anatomy and how slasher aesthetic stuff isn’t realistic. Reminds me of the graverobbing scandal. They have a lot of hate blogs that they engage with (Secco wants to but Cioccolata actually writes the replies).

Tiziano and Squalo are second most popular just because they’re constantly tagging each other in stuff and posting like it’s Instagram, not Tumblr. They’re also relatively conventionally attractive, so the types to get fan blogs who speculate on whether they’re actually together or queerbaiting. They’ve made some bangers riffing off each other and Tiz has dragged Squalo away from the computer when he sees too many hate comments.

Doppio is only marginally more visible than Carne because he occasionally makes some cute posts, never including his face but sometimes outfits or silly things he sees. Inadvertently makes a funny or relatable text post that gets outside of his sphere and makes 10k, only for him to wake up baffled to a phone full of notifs. Diavolo lets him. Occasionally the Boss is bemused by the weird anonymity of it all. Rarely gets hate posts.

Carne is so chill. Epitome of reblogger, his only unique posts are occasional nature shots that he may have edited lightly for vanity reasons or clarity, some shots that people would (nowadays…. UGHHHH) accuse of AI generation. He includes a picture of his hand one time so people stop saying it. He doesn’t spam tags at all either. Popular in the photography sphere but nowhere else. His shots don’t circulate in aesthetic blogs.

<𝟑 .ᐟ Sub 1k Followers

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[maestroinheaven]

Omg omg omg omg sleepover headcanons AAHHHHA

okay may i request ummm bucci gang and who is most likely to snore loud as shit or who is most likely to talk in they sleep omg hehehe. I hope this request is ok!

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ABSOLUTELY haha these are the sort of flesh-em-out HCs I live for :)

<𝟑 .ᐟ Sleep Conversationalist

God, he fucking YAPS. You wake up to go get a glass of water, and on your way back to bed, bleary eyed, Mista rolls over to you and says, completely clearly, “Bucciarati, I can do that. I’ll have it done by Friday morning.” You stand there and blink at him until he starts snoring again, at his regular loud ass pattern. He has no idea what “that” was in the morning, but can recount a dream where you outpaced him in a car race.

Narancia snores an inch. Not to the point you have to actively adapt. But he mumbles consistently, not very loudly, only for you to one time wake up to “Why did you drink my orange juice?” In the saddest, most pathetic tone possible. He also does not remember, blinking at you bewilderedly when you recount how devastated he sounded. There’s no way he did that.

Bucciarati doesn’t snore too much. But he mumbles a little, nonsense that you can parse a few words from: “Sticky”, “hate”, “regret”, “don’t”, “love”, “mi amore”, and a handful of names. They’re usually inconsequential. He remembers too and has a good time relaying the contents of his dreams to you, laughing over the silly parts. Nightmares are silent, muscle tensing affairs you soothe him from.

Abbachio snores just a little, especially when he drinks. But he rarely speaks at all, it’ll be gibberish when he does and it’s so quiet it would not wake you up— when he does it’s punctuated by sounds like whines or coughs, more emotional than enunciated by any means, a rare choked sob. He doesn’t remember at all what made him like that and frowns at you, muttering to get some rest before he tugs you back to his chest.

Fugo is surprisingly quiet. He may snore a tiny bit when something agitates his stomach, but that in and of itself is rare and he usually sleeps soundly, face twitching and contorting when he has nightmares. He might say a name once or twice in varying degrees of agitation, but the important ones you know well enough to comfort him back to sleep from.

Giorno is eerily quiet as he sleeps, soft breathing that lulls you as well. It hitches and tenses occasionally with a dream; anxiety clutching his throat at nightmares of when he used to be a kid, and you can hold his hand to prevent him from nibbling on the nails. Never rouses you with any sleep sounds, but when getting water you may hear him murmur your name lovingly. He doesn’t recall why.

<𝟑 .ᐟ DEAD Silent

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bucci gang x most likely to develop feelings for a fellow mafioso vs most likely to fall in love with a civilian who knows literally nothing about the mafia or stands

first sleepover post :3 you are an example sorry haha, i really like this idea <3

<𝟑 .ᐟ No Stand, No Problem

Fugo is incredibly grateful that you do not question him, or know anything about that repulsive expression of his lesser traits. He meets you for library dates, beach excursions, anything where you are none the wiser to his violence, those parts of him he regrets to retain. He smiles, Purple Haze hovering behind him for your benefit: do not question his concerns.

Narancia could care less if Aerosmith’s buzzing gives you any pause. He’s happy you don’t acknowledge it, or happy you don’t mind the din of the Stand around him as you skip towards a cafe holding hands. He’ll be able to scout out any physical threat, Stand or otherwise, before it could even become an issue. He wants some degree of normalcy.

Mista is running a daycare by himself. It’s less that he cares you can fight, more so he doesn’t want to be alone in handling them. If he’s twitching and fidgeting during every date, you’re going to pick up on it. If you can at least see them, it absolves him the anxiety of watching Number Five cling to your pinkie even when doing something like sipping tea.

Bucciarati has the selfish desire to separate work from love, to sequester you safely from his professional life, and yet, there is a burden he has taken on that is made that much easier by one who understands. He assists in your training, beaming at your success: he can protect you, but to keep you completely safe, you must know what to do when he isn’t there.

Abbachio has had people capable of caring for themselves fail, and still, he foolishly puts his hope into the idea that you can cover your ass. Perhaps a facet of his self loathing. He doesn’t believe himself capable of protecting you, deep down, and yet, he’ll lunge to take the bullet for you anytime. If you can see Moody Blues, you may understand him better.

Giorno understands the danger having a Stand puts you in, yet, selfishly, he wishes for you to be able to defend yourself rather than having to rely on him. He will certainly fight. Pure disgust at your injury overrides his otherwise neutral disposition, but if you can care for yourself, he appreciates being able to kiss your wounds after instead. He’ll protect your strength, rather than your innocence.

<𝟑 .ᐟ Co Conspirators in Battle

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